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longpig.bsky.social
your fearsome saltmother 👻
@longpig.bsky.social
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Huge bear fan she/they/one #ldnont shop 🐻 https://saltwife.bigcartel.com/ | https://www.etsy.com/shop/Longpig tumblr 🐻 https://saltwife.tumblr.com twitch 🐻 https://www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · Oct 20
Pinned post eh?

I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!

Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing

Let's roll, buttholes!
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 3h
I'll probably fry these up for a snack tonight :9
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 3h
Mushroom time
A collection of 4 cream coloured mushrooms, ranging from thumb sized to palm sized
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 2d
Alrighty gang! With the holidays approaching, I've decided to offer Fat Bear Tea Towels, for a limited time only! There are 8 different bear designs to choose from so far! I may be adding more, so check back later too!

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 6h
a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah if we're lucky we might get 25 whole dollars back in a class action auit
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 10h
Oh 💯. I don't even think of that as conspiracy theory; it's just a fact
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 10h
Things are easily 1.5 times the price (on average) they were before covid. Funny how the supply chain issues went away but grocery prices didn't
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 10h
I have to feed 5 people... I am militant with my meal planning and sale shopping etc and it's still brutal 😭
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 10h
Oof metro is the most expensive I find D:
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 10h
I'm a poor who grocery shops at no frills, so $2-2.50 for no name whole wheat, or around $3.75 if you want something fancy (😂) like Country Harvest
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah they're a big chain... Maybe the prices were higher in small town Wales haha
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 11h
Dang where was he shopping :o I don't remember bread being that cheap
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 11h
A dollar or a pound?
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Michelle Lawrence @mishverse.bsky.social · 15h
Haha I had this image in my head of Neil and Tom 😂
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 13h
Amazing 😍
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 18h
I love Crabs! Have you seen Sharktopus vs Whalewolf?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 1d
The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 18h
oh at least!
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 18h
Me too; I remember seeing it when it came out :D
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 23h
Who robbed the Louvre? Correct answers only.
Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane as their characters from the movie 'Nuns on the Run', in costume as nuns, peeking out from behind a brick wall.
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 1d
Ha, me too! Turns out it really was allergies, from the ridiculously warm fall weather... But I know so many people who are like "it's just a cold" and when I ask if they tested and they'll say "well no, but I know it isn't covid" 🧐🧐
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 1d
It's ALWAYS "just a cold" because nobody tests anymore. 😩
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 1d
Mass Effect 2 streaming begins tonight!! Join me at 9PM EST and share in the next phase of PickleChip Shepard's saga! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
Commander PickleChip Shepard, a badass looking woman with black hair swept to one side, poses with a rifle in front of a planet and a blood red sky
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 1d
Chancellor Merz:

"This war could be ended within 24 hours if Ukraine stopped fighting and handed the country over to Russia. But then we can be quite certain that the next country would be attacked by Russia tomorrow."
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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 1d
Added a Floatato tea towel to the shop! :) saltwife.bigcartel.com/product/katm...
Katmai Brown Bear Floatato Tea Towel
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. Bear 602. Choose from a plain white background, or a stylized salmon-in-river...
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