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I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!

Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing

Let's roll, buttholes!
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they're very sorry they got caught
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Also starring 89 Backpack. #katmai
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Did someone say FLOATING BEARS?? (Featuring 821 Pepper) #katmai
February 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
everything's fine, honour run going great #bg3
February 15, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Karlach JooT Honour Mode stream starting now! Clever message goes here! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
Jack of All Trades Honour Mode?? | Oh my | 18+
www.twitch.tv
February 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Next week's stream schedule, done early and everything! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Happy birthday to Andrew Robinson, who played Garak on Deep Space Nine and voiced him on Lower Decks. He also directed one DS9 episode and two episodes of Voyager, and he wrote the novel A Stitch in Time, which tells the story of Garak's past.
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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You know what
Jason Statham is set to play Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch.

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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roses are red
violets are terrific
February 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."

Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.

It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.

Our latest.
European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women"
The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Ed Balls
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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GRWM (get rabies with me)
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 PM
cause of death: crushed under the miserable burden of being attracted to men
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 PM
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
no words for how angry this makes me
In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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He doesn’t fit!!! And I love him for the effort
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Over 1,000 Ubisoft workers around the world have walked off the job.

In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike.

The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.
Ubisoft workers are on strike: 'We are treated like children'
The strike comes after the publisher revealed plans to cut up to 200 jobs and ordered remote workers back into the office
www.polygon.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Everyone go out and buy some ice cream tonight!
We are incredibly honoured and thrilled to share this news with you! Chapman’s is named The Most Reputable CPG Company in Canada by The Harris Poll 2025, among other top rankings. 🍁🍦

Read more here 👉 https://www.chapmans.ca/scoop/chapmans-2025-harris-poll-canada/

#TheHarrisPoll #proudlycanadian
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM