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I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!

Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing

Let's roll, buttholes!
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Santa is canonically Black. Sorry haters, he’s Black. It’s history. Yakub created a white devil Claus to conquer him but the real Santa (Black) defeated him and that’s part of the Christmas miracle. Eat shit Megyn Kelly.
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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The audacity of Newsom saying dems should be "normal," the very clear unspoken point being that trans people are not normal
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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bodyhorror -y friendly alien fox lady #furry
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Fellas. Gentlemen. Lads. I love you. I really do.

But this may be the most accurate thing on Al Gore's internet.
How men look for things
YouTube video by Viva La Dirt League
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I wished so hard for a shirt, and my wish was granted... #vampire #vtm #bloodlines
128Grazer - the monkey's paw curls one finger inward
Watch 128Grazer's clip titled
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December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It's suckin' time again! Live now with more Bloodlines at www.twitch.tv/128grazer
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Relatable king.
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Streaming Bloodlines starting now! Who DOES a girl have to suck to get a shirt around here?? www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
who does a girl have to suck to get a shirt around here | First Playthrough |18+
www.twitch.tv
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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While we’re discussing Moby Dick, this quote altered my brain chemistry as a teenager.
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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"I'll have your wife"
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Had the urge to draw the giant albino mutant penguins from the H.P. Lovecraft novella, AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS!

It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
December 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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I’m Your Future Toronto Landlord, And I Will Destroy You

youtu.be/I7nRoVToQPA?...
I’m Your Future Toronto Landlord, And I Will Destroy You
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.

Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Wait tell me more about these gay elves—
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the Rat Buffet is open and it's time to SUCK! Live now with VtM Bloodlines! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
suckin' my way downtown | First Playthrough |18+
www.twitch.tv
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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This is actually one of the aspects of Deep Space 9 that make me adore it so freaking much.
or both (Nog episodes)
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Newfoundland Mall Says "We Released Ours Into The Wild A While Back So Legally, We Aren't Liable For What Might Happen"
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Wes Streeting
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
When you're trying to change the sheets but someone has other ideas
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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reminder that comments, kudos and engagement isn't a requirement but it keeps your favorite fic authors motivated to write more ♥️
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM