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@longpig.bsky.social
Huge bear fan
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I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!
Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing
Let's roll, buttholes!
I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!
Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing
Let's roll, buttholes!
🔴LIVE! It's time to crush the creche! let's go Karlach! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
Jack of All Trades in Honour Mode | All aboard the Karlach strugglebus | 18+
www.twitch.tv
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
🔴LIVE! It's time to crush the creche! let's go Karlach! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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He doesn’t fit!!! And I love him for the effort
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
He doesn’t fit!!! And I love him for the effort
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Over 1,000 Ubisoft workers around the world have walked off the job.
In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike.
The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.
In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike.
The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.
Ubisoft workers are on strike: 'We are treated like children'
The strike comes after the publisher revealed plans to cut up to 200 jobs and ordered remote workers back into the office
www.polygon.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Over 1,000 Ubisoft workers around the world have walked off the job.
In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike.
The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.
In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike.
The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.
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Everyone go out and buy some ice cream tonight!
We are incredibly honoured and thrilled to share this news with you! Chapman’s is named The Most Reputable CPG Company in Canada by The Harris Poll 2025, among other top rankings. 🍁🍦
Read more here 👉 https://www.chapmans.ca/scoop/chapmans-2025-harris-poll-canada/
#TheHarrisPoll #proudlycanadian
Read more here 👉 https://www.chapmans.ca/scoop/chapmans-2025-harris-poll-canada/
#TheHarrisPoll #proudlycanadian
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Everyone go out and buy some ice cream tonight!
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Fuck the fucking IOC
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Fuck the fucking IOC
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So many car crashes and road conditions related cancellations. We just can't afford to keep spending billions of dollars on car lanes that we can't use in the winter.
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 PM
So many car crashes and road conditions related cancellations. We just can't afford to keep spending billions of dollars on car lanes that we can't use in the winter.
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Ominous bird valentines.
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Ominous bird valentines.
it's almost valentine's day but if you are an asexual dude over 40 theres's still time to admit you have a crush on me
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
it's almost valentine's day but if you are an asexual dude over 40 theres's still time to admit you have a crush on me
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February 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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I need every single politician involved in covering up the Epstein files shipped to his island and then we need to Jurassic Park his island
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I need every single politician involved in covering up the Epstein files shipped to his island and then we need to Jurassic Park his island
This guy is spitting facts
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This guy is spitting facts
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For people dogging on Carney for crying:
This doesn't happen here. It is natural for someone (even politicians) to be shocked and troubled by it.
I know Ameribrain tells you that this is nothing to cough at and you add school shootings like there's a leaderboard, but THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN HERE.
This doesn't happen here. It is natural for someone (even politicians) to be shocked and troubled by it.
I know Ameribrain tells you that this is nothing to cough at and you add school shootings like there's a leaderboard, but THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN HERE.
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
For people dogging on Carney for crying:
This doesn't happen here. It is natural for someone (even politicians) to be shocked and troubled by it.
I know Ameribrain tells you that this is nothing to cough at and you add school shootings like there's a leaderboard, but THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN HERE.
This doesn't happen here. It is natural for someone (even politicians) to be shocked and troubled by it.
I know Ameribrain tells you that this is nothing to cough at and you add school shootings like there's a leaderboard, but THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN HERE.
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AI is the One Ring:
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
AI is the One Ring:
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VERY much looking forward to this 😳😭😂
Freezing temperatures? Ghost orbs? LEVEL 5 EMF?!
It can only be one thing… A Phasmophobia stream with special guests Dave Jones, Doug Cockle and WellDressedJem!
Join us on Friday 27 February from 7PM GMT for a scream-tastic GameBlast stream over on www.twitch.tv/specialeffec...
It can only be one thing… A Phasmophobia stream with special guests Dave Jones, Doug Cockle and WellDressedJem!
Join us on Friday 27 February from 7PM GMT for a scream-tastic GameBlast stream over on www.twitch.tv/specialeffec...
February 11, 2026 at 11:19 AM
VERY much looking forward to this 😳😭😂
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From the Hamilton Spectator
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 PM
From the Hamilton Spectator
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The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
... your GUMS can itch?? 😱
since it's deep winter and everyone's doing "meal prep" here's your reminder that if your gums itch more than occasionally, it's possible one of your meal cycles/diet in general just barely doesn't have enough vitamin C and some of your depression and fatigue is mild onset scurvy
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 AM
... your GUMS can itch?? 😱
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I'm not saying that Canada is perfect, I'm saying that the bar is pretty low right now.
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I'm not saying that Canada is perfect, I'm saying that the bar is pretty low right now.
is it just me or is she Serving
‘Tödlein’, Death as an archer.
Made from pear wood.
Dated to before 1519; artist: Hans Leinberger
www.khm.at/kunstwerke/t...
Made from pear wood.
Dated to before 1519; artist: Hans Leinberger
www.khm.at/kunstwerke/t...
February 11, 2026 at 7:33 AM
is it just me or is she Serving
🔴 LIVE! Firing up BG3 for co-op mode with @lanniesins.bsky.social and then Karlach of All Trades. See you there! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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Co-op mode with sisterfriend | 18+
www.twitch.tv
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
🔴 LIVE! Firing up BG3 for co-op mode with @lanniesins.bsky.social and then Karlach of All Trades. See you there! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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Heated Chivalry
Finally done! Took me about a month in between everything else, but overall, pretty solid piece <3 I loved bringing the boys to life in a more medieval setting, on their way to their first jousts.
Hope you like it! <3
Finally done! Took me about a month in between everything else, but overall, pretty solid piece <3 I loved bringing the boys to life in a more medieval setting, on their way to their first jousts.
Hope you like it! <3
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Heated Chivalry
Finally done! Took me about a month in between everything else, but overall, pretty solid piece <3 I loved bringing the boys to life in a more medieval setting, on their way to their first jousts.
Hope you like it! <3
Finally done! Took me about a month in between everything else, but overall, pretty solid piece <3 I loved bringing the boys to life in a more medieval setting, on their way to their first jousts.
Hope you like it! <3
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
yikes 😬
When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
yikes 😬