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I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!
Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing
Let's roll, buttholes!
I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!
Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing
Let's roll, buttholes!
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Santa is canonically Black. Sorry haters, he’s Black. It’s history. Yakub created a white devil Claus to conquer him but the real Santa (Black) defeated him and that’s part of the Christmas miracle. Eat shit Megyn Kelly.
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Santa is canonically Black. Sorry haters, he’s Black. It’s history. Yakub created a white devil Claus to conquer him but the real Santa (Black) defeated him and that’s part of the Christmas miracle. Eat shit Megyn Kelly.
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The audacity of Newsom saying dems should be "normal," the very clear unspoken point being that trans people are not normal
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The audacity of Newsom saying dems should be "normal," the very clear unspoken point being that trans people are not normal
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Fellas. Gentlemen. Lads. I love you. I really do.
But this may be the most accurate thing on Al Gore's internet.
But this may be the most accurate thing on Al Gore's internet.
How men look for things
YouTube video by Viva La Dirt League
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December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Fellas. Gentlemen. Lads. I love you. I really do.
But this may be the most accurate thing on Al Gore's internet.
But this may be the most accurate thing on Al Gore's internet.
128Grazer - the monkey's paw curls one finger inward
Watch 128Grazer's clip titled
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December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It's suckin' time again! Live now with more Bloodlines at www.twitch.tv/128grazer
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's suckin' time again! Live now with more Bloodlines at www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
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Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
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Relatable king.
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Relatable king.
Streaming Bloodlines starting now! Who DOES a girl have to suck to get a shirt around here?? www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
who does a girl have to suck to get a shirt around here | First Playthrough |18+
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December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Streaming Bloodlines starting now! Who DOES a girl have to suck to get a shirt around here?? www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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While we’re discussing Moby Dick, this quote altered my brain chemistry as a teenager.
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
While we’re discussing Moby Dick, this quote altered my brain chemistry as a teenager.
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"I'll have your wife"
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I'll have your wife"
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Had the urge to draw the giant albino mutant penguins from the H.P. Lovecraft novella, AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS!
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
December 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Had the urge to draw the giant albino mutant penguins from the H.P. Lovecraft novella, AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS!
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
It’s one of my favourites by him. I love the idea of explorers stumbling into an uncanny environment that is unknown and desolate, and piecing together a mystery.
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I’m Your Future Toronto Landlord, And I Will Destroy You
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
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Wait tell me more about these gay elves—
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Wait tell me more about these gay elves—
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The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
the Rat Buffet is open and it's time to SUCK! Live now with VtM Bloodlines! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
suckin' my way downtown | First Playthrough |18+
www.twitch.tv
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
the Rat Buffet is open and it's time to SUCK! Live now with VtM Bloodlines! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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This is actually one of the aspects of Deep Space 9 that make me adore it so freaking much.
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is actually one of the aspects of Deep Space 9 that make me adore it so freaking much.
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Newfoundland Mall Says "We Released Ours Into The Wild A While Back So Legally, We Aren't Liable For What Might Happen"
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Newfoundland Mall Says "We Released Ours Into The Wild A While Back So Legally, We Aren't Liable For What Might Happen"
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When you're trying to change the sheets but someone has other ideas
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When you're trying to change the sheets but someone has other ideas
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reminder that comments, kudos and engagement isn't a requirement but it keeps your favorite fic authors motivated to write more ♥️
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
reminder that comments, kudos and engagement isn't a requirement but it keeps your favorite fic authors motivated to write more ♥️