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@longpig.bsky.social

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Huge bear fan she/they/one #ldnont shop 🐻 https://saltwife.bigcartel.com/ | https://www.etsy.com/shop/Longpig tumblr 🐻 https://saltwife.tumblr.com twitch 🐻 https://www.twitch.tv/128grazer

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · Oct 20

Pinned post eh?

I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!

Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing

Let's roll, buttholes!

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 13h

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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 13h

It's POLAR BEAR CAM SEASON!!!!! #polarbears

A polar bear on its back, grabbing its back paws with its front paws. Behind it is the edge of Hudson Bay.

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Jes The Red @jesthered.bsky.social · 12h

It really is best if we meet them with a wall of silence

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 13h

YOU DO NOT GOTTA HAND IT TO MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE

STOP WITH THIS SHIT

SHE OPENLY HATES JEWS

SHE HAS ULTERIOR MOTVES

YOU DO NOT ACTUALLY AGREE WITH HER

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 3h

My stream deck mobile app doesn't work since the update, and every other time I stream it resets the mic input to something that doesn't exist 😭

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 3h

I rip mine out :x

your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 3h

Did you see my post about the "it's nice to have shoes" lady? 😂😭

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 8h

Sir everyone online is saying "Diarrhea Donald" should we release a statement clarifying that you do not in fact fly around in a plane full of diarrhea

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 11h

🎶 let's all go to scarytown, la la la la la laaaa 🎵 Dead Take, streaming now! www.twitch.tv/128grazer

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 14h

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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MadameNostalgic | Tanya @madamenostalgic.bsky.social · 16h

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 15h

My redbubble shop is still open BTW, it's just that on the other platform I have access to some things they don't offer. You can check out stickers, mugs, shirts and SO MANY THINGS (with bears on them) at www.redbubble.com/people/saltw...

saltwife Shop | Redbubble

saltwife is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 15h

There's also a new, LARGE Chunk totebag!

Photo showing a tattooed model holding a large teal tote bag over one shoulder, with a large and very fat brown bear on it

your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 15h

And here are a couple I bought for myself; unironed because I am an animal (bear)

A hanging tea towel, folded over the handle of an oven door, showing a brown bear holding a seagull in its mouth

A hanging tea towel, folded over the handle of an oven door, showing a repeating pattern of salmon in a tattoo art style, wrapped in a banner that says, 'swim, spawn, die'

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 15h

mockup of a tea towel showing a brown bear and a small cub driving a convertible car with a salmon on the side. caption says 'Get in Loser, we're going Grazering'

mockup of a tea towel showing a large brown bear with a crown, taking a nap. Caption reads, 'King Otis'

mockup of a tea towel showing a repeating motif of salmon in a tattoo inspired art style, wrapped in a banner that says, 'swim, spawn, die'

mockup of a tea towel showing a brown bear walking with a dead seagull in its mouth, with a caption that reads 'Wing Night'

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 15h

Some mock ups (I can only put 4 in a post)

mockup of a tea towel showing a brown bear reclining with the caption, 'no pants, no problem'

mockup of a tea towel showing a very large and fat brown bear with a scarred nose, captioned 'CHUNK'

mockup of a tea towel showing a black and white high contrast image of a bear on its hind legs, with red lettering in the style of the 'Scarface' movie poster, that says 'Scarsnout'

mockup of a tea towel with a pop art design of repeating, multicoloured bear heads

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 15h

Alrighty gang! With the holidays approaching, I've decided to offer Fat Bear Tea Towels, for a limited time only! There are 8 different bear designs to choose from so far! I may be adding more, so check back later too!

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Saltwife Creations

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 18h

www.twitch.tv/128grazer

See you soon!

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Twitch is the world

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 18h

Who's ready to see some scary shit NOT in real life? Join me tonight for my Dead Take playthrough! 9pm est tonight on my twitch, linked in the first reply. youtu.be/aXhJB9ICvfc?...

DEAD TAKE | FULL CAST REVEALED | OFFICIAL TRAILER

YouTube video by Surgent Studios

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HerRoyalBOO👻bies @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 18h

Okay there’s *one* king.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20h

“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 18h

Awkward moments in auditory processing delay... A lady walks past me and says "nice to have shoes :)" Befuddled, I just say "yeah...?" without stopping. 0.5 seconds later I realize what she actually said was, "nice tattoos" and now I can never go out in public again.

your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 1d

'tis now!

your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 1d

Let's make all our DILF dreams come true as I play Dream Daddy, the Dad Dating Simulator! Right now at www.twitch.tv/128grazer

128Grazer - Twitch

Let's get DADLY!| talk to me about BEARS! | 18+

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your fearsome saltmother 👻 @longpig.bsky.social · 1d

Those are great!

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golden gate ghoul @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1d

i don’t normally endorse block lists (i’m on some, weirdly lumped in with people i myself have blocked) but i don’t see how blocking all these accts with one button is bad.

most importantly, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THEM. they already own X so they wouldn’t be here if they weren’t trying to start shit.

eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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