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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · Apr 7
Join Cecil, Symphony, Disparition and surprise guests for our new live show Murder Night in Blood Forest. Introduce your friends, family and fellow corvids to Night Vale through this amazing show!

Ticket and tour info: buff.ly/mFLpEwf
The Night Vale logo is at the bottom of the rectangle, with a thick black ribbon at the bottom. The top in black text is Welcome to Night Vale and the list of shows. Standing at the bottom int he black ribbon are Symphony in a pink taffeta dress with a wide black leather belt around her waist, Cecil in a paisley long sleeve button up shirt, Disparition in a hot pink short sleeve t-shirt and Jeffrey in an olive green with gray pin stripes flannel shirt.
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The original travel mug.

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A dark purple flask with the text: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget. The Night Vale eye is below the text. A black flask with the text: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget. The Night Vale eye is below the text.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Shield your eyes from the sun, the moon and the dog park with a Night Vale bucket hat.

Find it here: buff.ly/EEYYecM
A black bucket hat with a white Night Vale eye on the front.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Make like a tree and grow.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Sagittarius horoscope
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Snuggle with Khoshekh this holiday season and beyond.

Find it here: buff.ly/qdjTDuj
Tamika is holding a Khoskekh plush under her arm looking up at a floating Khoshekh with off white bathroom stalls and tile in the background.
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Knock knock. Who's there? ...who's there? I don't see anyone out there, but the knocking is getting louder and more insistent. Please, who's there, I'm scared.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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A hilarious, heartfelt, and always entertaining memoir from Welcome to Night Vale co-creator Joseph Fink and his wife Meg Bashwiner, sharing the first ten years of their relationship—told from both sides.

Dive into their story here: buff.ly/4Niu2ua
The First Ten Years book cover has a blue background, like it was sponged painted on. A wood table at the bottom. On the table on a live edge wood stand, is a wooden canoe with two squirrels sitting inside, each with a paddle in its hands. Above the squirrels is the book title in bold white print: The First Ten Years and below this in smaller print: Two Sides of the Same Love Story.
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Join Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey and Joseph for a hangout today at 4 pm est. Chat about Night Vale, favorite European sedans or the best olives. Whatever you'd like. Just join us.

Open to Patreon Weird Scout members and higher. Not a member yet? Join here: www.patreon.com/welcometonig...
A forest green background. At the top is the Patreon logo, below it in white text: Hang out with Joseph and Jeffrey 4 pm est. Below this is a picture of Jeffrey and Joseph standing side by side. Jeffrey is looking down and to the left, wearing black glasses and a light blue t-shirt. Joseph is standing to his right, his shoulder length hair brushed back and is wearing a purple t-shirt. Joseph's head is turned to Jeffrey and he has a big smile.
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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The Night Vale Parks Department encourages everyone to be one with nature.

This is your last chance to make it yours. Once this design sells out it's gone forever.

Find it here: buff.ly/5yHAmKJ
Symphony (aka Tamika Flynn) is standing in the woods, mouth open like she is roaring, hands up with fingers curled menacingly. She is wearing the Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt, which is a light blue sweatshirt with a bear on the front. It's mouth is open wide, teeth bared and it has five eyes. A light blue t-shirt with a bear on the front. It's mouth is open wide and it has five eyes. A light blue fitted t-shirt with a bear on the front. It's mouth is open wide and it has five eyes. A light blue sweatshirt with a bear on the front. It's mouth is open wide and it has five eyes.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Unfortunately, due to the economy, a penny saved is now 0.6 of a penny earned.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Come experience a night of unforgettable live theater.

Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/HONsuKw
The Murder Night in Blood Forest tour poster has a moon top center, a crow face mask in the sky, mountains in the distance, pine trees and a red lake, with blood dripping off the crow mask into the lake. At the bottom in yellow letters "Murder Night in Blood Forest". Superimposed over the lake and forest are the cast members, from left to right: Cecil, wearing a brown suite, Jeffrey, wearing tan pants, a reddish brown jacket over a teal shirt; Disparition is wearing a gray suit jacket over a black shirt and Symphony is wearing a lavender strappy dress with shimmery lavender tulle skirt. Along the right side of the poster in yellow text is: The Weather Mal Blum. Below this is a picture of Mal with short brown hair wearing a black tank top. Below this is a list of January tour dates.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Are you seeing double? The perfect phone grip for when reality splits in two.

Find it here: buff.ly/q2f5SRU
A pop socket with a two headed deer with spider eyes and antlers on each head.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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"No worries if not!" I shout at a thundercloud.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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On sale today! Murder Night in Blood Forest will be at Sketchfest in San Francisco, CA on 1/22/26. Join us!

Ticket and tour information: www.welcometonightvale.com/live
The Murder Night in Blood Forest tour poster has a moon top center, a crow face mask in the sky, mountains in the distance, pine trees and a red lake, with blood dripping off the crow mask into the lake. At the bottom in yellow letters "Murder Night in Blood Forest". Superimposed over the lake and forest are the cast members, from left to right: Symphony in a sparkly black dress, Disparition in black, Jeffrey in a gray suit, Cecil in a black and white graphic long sleeve t-shirt and Mal Blum in a black suit.
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Are you a creature of unimaginable power?

Find out here: buff.ly/ukqJuhj
A black t-shirt with a design across the front. A pink vortex in the background. Over top of it are large white letters: Librarians are creatures of unimaginable power. Extending out around the text are blue tentacles.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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New Episode: How to Solve a Murder

“You’re well on your way to becoming an amateur homicide investigator.”

Listen here: buff.ly/F6Pvcjl

Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social.
Want it as a print? Buy it here: buff.ly/AMxHzoq
A light peach background with an open book at the bottom, a sword, tip hovering above the middle of the book dripping blood from the snake's body it pierced. The snake is curved like a U so the head and tail are just above the hilt of the sword. The title is in red text: How to Solve a Murder.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A blanket with another Jessica Hayworth banger design. This will keep you warm and make all your friends ask "where did you get this???"

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A blue and cream blanket. In the middle is a rabbit with too many legs and ears. Around it are birds and butterflies with various oddities. A close up of the middle, which has a rabbit with too many legs and ears. Around it are birds and butterflies with various oddities.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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You are statistically way more likely to die on the drive to the airport than in a plane crash, so don't worry, you can be freaked out about that part too.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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To keep up with the latest Welcome to Night Vale news, jokes and more, follow us on social media:
Instagram (@nightvaleofficial)
Tik Tok (@officialnightvale)
Tumblr (@nightvaleofficial)
Facebook (Welcome to Night Vale)
A black square with a Night Vale eye at the top and text below: To keep up with the latest Welcome to Night Vale news, jokes and more, follow us on social media: Instagram (@nightvaleofficial) Tik Tok (@officialnightvale) Tumblr (@nightvaleofficial) Facebook (Welcome to Night Vale)
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Everyone needs a few extra bags for their holiday shopping.

Find them here: buff.ly/aGt1nR4
A natural colored canvas tote bag with a large design across it. A big black square border outlines the design. It has a bright pink background and at the bottom half is a teal conversation bubble with many teal points flaring out in all directions. Inside this in black block print is "Dark Owl Records." The "O" in owl is a record. It is gripped by owl feet. The owl is white, with wings spread as it flies. The tips of the feathers are yellow. Instead of a head it has a large yellow trumpet horn extending from its neck. A parchment colored canvas tote bag with a blue canvas straps and a design in blue on the bag. An outline of a person's head. There is a break in the outline where the mouth would be and a solid blue spider is entering the mouth. At the top of the head in green text is "Action item", in blue text below this is "crawl into human mouth". Below this, at the same level as the spider, in green text "assigned to" and below it in blue text "spider". In the jaw/neck area in green text is "Status" and below this in blue text is "Scheduled for Thursday at 3 am." A black tote back with a smoky grayish tye dye pattern and the Night Vale black and white analog logo on the front. The analog logo: At the bottom in white letters is "Welcome to Night Vale." Above this is a white picket fence. Above the fence rise a mountain with an antennae sticking up near the top, a telephone pole with wires leading off to the right. Under the wires is a water tower. In the sky, above the mountain is a Night Vale eye with a black eyeball and white crescent moon on the left side.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Perfect for readings, collecting, or summoning unknowable entities (responsibly).

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November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Happy birthday, if it's your birthday. If it's not your birthday, please print this out and look at it on the right date.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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It's All Smiles Eve, do you know where your teeth are?

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A dark green sweatshirt with a large design covering the front. At the top and bottom are red lines, which look like ladders set on their sides. Inside each empty box alternates a tooth and star. Below this in yellow fancy letters is "Season's Greetings". Below this is a a Sun with rays stretching out. Below this is a large mouth stretching across the sweatshirt with white teeth and sharp incisors displayed. Holiday lights wrap around the lips. On either side of the mouth are two cactus. Below this in yellow font is "All Smiles Eve".
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Oh, so now it's suddenly wrong to Gone Girl someone. Wow, ok, didn't know you were the judge of all right and wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM