Sir Immortis
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Slowly dying, kidney failure.
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Don Callis: "You can't spell Adonis without Don!"

Yeah, well you can't spell donkey without Don either which is pretty fitting for a jackass. 💅

#AEWWrestleDream
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Brb, filing a TRO against this admin on on 8A grounds—if forced to go to law school, this child will suffer irreparable harm.
Amazing sign being held by a small child
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📌 This is absolutely EPIC ‼️🐥
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The U.S. currently ranks 36th in global literacy rankings, with an estimated literacy rate of 79% as of 2024.
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Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list
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“They’re no longer denying their royal ambitions and have decided to flaunt them…”
THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD STOP ELECTING THE INBRED!!!
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The average mind cannot comprehend the insane athleticism of a 5’11 330 pound Samoan
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