People at Walgreens were pretty pissed this morning. Then I saw the poop on the floor. Figured that was the reason. Then I saw the OTHER poop on the floor and realized it's a "3 Loose Pigs Labeled 1, 2, and 4" situation.
I convinced two consultants to build me a new interface between two systems this morning, I have found God in the Matrix and I'm going to hunt Him by smell alone
Dawg all you gotta do is ask if there's another server to ping. Gotta ask if the SFTP can be subfoldered. Hosting the demographic file but gotta push the generation to the workaround file. File name is the escalation, but the ticket is the LT's prio reco.
Just said "Have you ever heard of Warhammer" at my Big Brother Big Sister event and a bunch of alarms started going off and they all started beating me with sticks
Working with a consultant who insisted on speaking in basic broken Italian for the first meeting to impress the single Italian HRBP on the call and they HATED it and now he's gotta dig himself out of a fuckin pit with the rest of us
You're HUNGRY and want a SNACK and then you have the SNACK but then you've obliterated some CRUMBAGE and your handheld VACUUM doesn't have a CHARGE so you just gotta LEAVE the peanut shells SHELLED on the fuckin GROUND because the DEVASTATION is too widespread