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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 22h

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 1d

Ork as fuck

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 1d

Matt they all fuck so hard

Days is real good

Weeks is goofy 2007 with some good spots

Years fucks so hard, the last 30 mins I want to get tattooed on my back in tapestry

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 1d

They're all masterpieces, the last 30 minutes of Years is a cocaine fueled thrill ride

loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 1d

ANYTHING

CAN

BE

KICKED

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

anything can be kicked

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 1d

Bout to take all 28 **** Later movies to the fuckin dome tonight

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 2d

I convinced two consultants to build me a new interface between two systems this morning, I have found God in the Matrix and I'm going to hunt Him by smell alone

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 2d

Dawg all you gotta do is ask if there's another server to ping. Gotta ask if the SFTP can be subfoldered. Hosting the demographic file but gotta push the generation to the workaround file. File name is the escalation, but the ticket is the LT's prio reco.

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 2d

Man I don't know shit about baseball

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 3d

My brain has been fuckin BAD this week and I think it's because I haven't done my silly little mental health demon heavy metal plate armor painting

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 4d

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 4d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 5d

Dentist so good felt like she was gently scratching my gums in my brain, and she gave me a lil smooch on the forehead for flossing good

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 8d

Just said "Have you ever heard of Warhammer" at my Big Brother Big Sister event and a bunch of alarms started going off and they all started beating me with sticks

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 8d

I'd watch the fuck out of that

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 8d

PROTOMEN ACT 3 I CAN'T BE KILLED

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 9d

I dunno GREG where IS the library?

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 9d

Working with a consultant who insisted on speaking in basic broken Italian for the first meeting to impress the single Italian HRBP on the call and they HATED it and now he's gotta dig himself out of a fuckin pit with the rest of us

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 9d

Has this ever happened to you?

You're HUNGRY and want a SNACK and then you have the SNACK but then you've obliterated some CRUMBAGE and your handheld VACUUM doesn't have a CHARGE so you just gotta LEAVE the peanut shells SHELLED on the fuckin GROUND because the DEVASTATION is too widespread

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