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Beating my head into a bloody pulp against a wall with every new enthusiastic "Happy New Year" message I get because the next one coming is a laundry list of things people didn't get done before the holidays
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Beating my head into a bloody pulp against a wall with every new enthusiastic "Happy New Year" message I get because the next one coming is a laundry list of things people didn't get done before the holidays
Every midsize church got at least one 7 footer
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Every midsize church got at least one 7 footer
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To adventure!
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
To adventure!
oh boy another 4 way commander game, haven't had a creature survive a round, got nine mana and no cards in my hand
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
oh boy another 4 way commander game, haven't had a creature survive a round, got nine mana and no cards in my hand
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Yeah, the killer bee robots that burrow into your skull and inject you with acid until you die are pretty rough. I'm not saying I'm a fan of them, but they're not going anywhere so we just have to figure out how to adjust to work with them.
December 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yeah, the killer bee robots that burrow into your skull and inject you with acid until you die are pretty rough. I'm not saying I'm a fan of them, but they're not going anywhere so we just have to figure out how to adjust to work with them.
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I never remember to lotion my hands until it’s too late. Every winter I’m walking around with bloody knuckles like some kind of leprous wastrel. I think I’d use lotion more if I could like, feel it working. I need a more powerful lotion. The fentanyl of lotion
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I never remember to lotion my hands until it’s too late. Every winter I’m walking around with bloody knuckles like some kind of leprous wastrel. I think I’d use lotion more if I could like, feel it working. I need a more powerful lotion. The fentanyl of lotion
If I had one wish I'd be for all our moms to stop doing the "my knife is dull enough I can use my thumb as a cutting board" move but somehow asking/teaching them to stop seems more dangerous than the act itself
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If I had one wish I'd be for all our moms to stop doing the "my knife is dull enough I can use my thumb as a cutting board" move but somehow asking/teaching them to stop seems more dangerous than the act itself
Carol is concerned she has offended the cat
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Carol is concerned she has offended the cat
Helping my Little assemble a Christmas present via FaceTime and this is my view. It's going so well, trying to explain what a nut and a screw is without giggling
December 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Helping my Little assemble a Christmas present via FaceTime and this is my view. It's going so well, trying to explain what a nut and a screw is without giggling
Daredevil hallway fight but it's all WWE moves
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Daredevil hallway fight but it's all WWE moves
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Don't know how much cake I have had today but I do know I haven't had a drop of water and my head hurts so it's around there
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Don't know how much cake I have had today but I do know I haven't had a drop of water and my head hurts so it's around there
My older brother has a few elite moves and one of them is going to the closest Texas Roadhouse and getting a shit load of rolls for Christmas leftover sandwiches
December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My older brother has a few elite moves and one of them is going to the closest Texas Roadhouse and getting a shit load of rolls for Christmas leftover sandwiches
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Meringue split on my mom’s pie. Call that the pie of Sauron
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Meringue split on my mom’s pie. Call that the pie of Sauron
The Big Cat has sent His Avatar, Ozzie
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Big Cat has sent His Avatar, Ozzie
Showing the cat I share his passion for birding
December 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Showing the cat I share his passion for birding
A noble, trembling beast
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A noble, trembling beast
FIRST THING CAROL SAID WHEN I HOVED THROUGH THE DOOR WAS WE HAD TWO HOURS TO BUY THE HAM
December 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
FIRST THING CAROL SAID WHEN I HOVED THROUGH THE DOOR WAS WE HAD TWO HOURS TO BUY THE HAM
Ads with AI summaries telling you what to think about said ad is just one more straw on the targeted self immolation camel
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ads with AI summaries telling you what to think about said ad is just one more straw on the targeted self immolation camel
Do not say "vtuber" to me
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Do not say "vtuber" to me
Going to Navy Pier with my little and his family, it's 0 with a wind chill of Eat Shit, let's go to work
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Going to Navy Pier with my little and his family, it's 0 with a wind chill of Eat Shit, let's go to work
I wish I could challenge one of my dog shit consultant IT guys to a duel he's my work nemesis
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I wish I could challenge one of my dog shit consultant IT guys to a duel he's my work nemesis
uuuuuuuuuuuuugggggghhhh in my fuciijn cuuups again 00034000943135
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
uuuuuuuuuuuuugggggghhhh in my fuciijn cuuups again 00034000943135
thinking extremely hard about those videos on YouTube that use kids characters from Disney to look like kids videos but they're telling kids to hurt themselves or that they're horrible children for absolutely no reason
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
thinking extremely hard about those videos on YouTube that use kids characters from Disney to look like kids videos but they're telling kids to hurt themselves or that they're horrible children for absolutely no reason