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Aubrey is a WHITE man.
@lsslo.bsky.social
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · Mar 21
white people have lost they damn minds (if they had them in the first place).
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 2h
we don’t need one. men still bark when we’re dressed like adam sandler
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The Wholesomest Skeeter @hi-imbuddy.bsky.social · 2h
What’s the woman equivalent to errands after a haircut? 🤔
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 1h
that’s why I cuss them out too
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 1h
I didn’t last night, but I might be feeling froggy…
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 2h
plan on being drunk all day.
because that’s my business.
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Coach D @coachdharris.blacksky.app · 3h
💍💍💍
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 3h
Morning my love
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 4h
morning honeys ❤️❤️❤️
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 18h
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Fantasy (feat. Money) by Timbaland on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 4:11
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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 19h
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts, you make me vomit!! You are the scummmm between my toes!

Love,

Alfalfa☺️

😂😂😂
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 18h
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Body by Summer Walker on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 3:13
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 21h
yes. and it is needed.
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Yung Garlic Knot @35mmpapi.com · 22h
You could stand at the Krispy Kreme counter for a full 8 hours and you’ll still never see this much glazing.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 23h
hell yea lol that why she on that swivel chair doin that podcast!
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 23h
forgot about Sutton and Kathy but this a solid list.
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thickamus prime @0hbetave.bsky.social · 23h
Kandi
Kyle & Maricio
Lisa Vanderpump
Bronwyn & Todd
Kathy Hilton
Heather and Terry Dubrow
Sutton

Are the only legitimate filthy rich Housewives/Couples.
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 23h
I know LVP has it. Kyle got some change but she’s always been iffy, we’ve heard too much about her & Mauricio’s legal troubles….now when Leakes was on there, I knew my girl was padding them pockets, esp in her prime
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 23h
Heather Dubrow for sure got it.
everyone else is on my “prob a scammer, real close to a poor” list.
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Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 23h
All them Housewives are fronting on how wealthy they really are. With the exception of maybe Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards. But I wouldn't put some scamming past them either.
And them Potomac ones are especially lying!!!!
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 23h
sounds like you still smitten 😭
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23h
BREAKING: An explosion at a Tennessee military munitions plant leaves multiple people dead and missing, sheriff says.
Blast at a Tennessee explosives plant leaves multiple people dead and missing, sheriff says
An explosion at a Tennessee military munitions plant has left multiple people dead and missing. The blast occurred Friday at Accurate Energetic Systems, about 60 miles southwest of Nashville.
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 23h
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 23h
I’ll never forget back in 2016 I was talking to a chick for a couple of months and she stayed over for the first time…. She was getting ready for bed and put her gun on the dresser…. I ain’t know whether to swoon over her or be scared… I was both smitten
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TresTiffany 🎃 @trestiffany.bsky.social · 1d
This is such a 90’s coded stunt
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 23h
oh they ain’t think that shit out at all…
they def gonna pay some hefty fines and possibly face disbarment.

apparently the couple is in substantial debt…
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 23h
BITCH WENDY & EDDIE WAS INDICTED FOR A HALF MILLION IN INSURANCE FRAUD CLAIMS?
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 1d
I’m about to have a kid free weekend.
I’m getting drunk.

please ignore me.
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saff. @sssafff.bsky.social · 1d
White chocolate macadamia nut cookies >>>
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Aubrey is a WHITE man. @lsslo.bsky.social · 1d
I need somebody to go get food for me.
I know what I want but I don’t feel like getting it.
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