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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 1h

Gaano ka-cheapipay ba ang Metrobank when it comes to servers ng online app nila kasi laging napakabagal.

Out of the 3 banking apps I use, sila yung napakakupad ng loading time.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 9h

Lugaw with a backstory. 🥣

Lugaw (congee) with meat and tripe slices, and two halves of a boiled egg.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 9h

The guy messaged me after maybe 3 minutes and I was already 50 meters away. Wanted me to go back but still wouldn't tell me where exactly is his house or what's the gate color.

My mind is already on getting myself some lugaw so I blocked him and headed to a lugawan I passed on the way.

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andrea shea @whattheshea.bsky.social · 9h

That Teen Vogue would nuke the team that has brought us uniquely clear eyed and incisive political journalism over the last decade aka THE PUBLICATION'S PRIMARY DIFFERENTIATOR in an oversaturated Bootlicking Slop Landscape is......................stomach turning, honestly.

Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 9h

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 9h

While I'm not above agreeing to a Grindr hookup at dawn, is it too much to ask for horny gays to give some thought about the logistics of hooking up? I already volunteered to bring the lube and condoms ffs.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 9h

Someone wanted me to go to their place for a quickie at 3 in the morning only to play coy on where their gate was.

I didn't even bother waiting 2 minutes—I left before anyone saw some sus rando standing alone on the street.

I logged the walk as exercise and got some lugaw before heading home.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 14h

There are at least four internet service providers available in this house but none of them are working properly

PUTANGNA PILIPINAS WHY DO YOU FUCKING SUCK SO MUCH

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 21h

Used to be the point of having a closed account was like, “Where do I post my mean thoughts,” and the actual answer is you don’t have to do that when you can just go talk to people who care about you and will work that stuff out with you.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 23h

Inabutan ng ulan. Stuck muna sa Manila for one more day.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 1d

One is along EDSA near P. Tuazon under a "bawal umihi" (do not urinate) sign. The other is a larger mural in Kapitolyo near the Lawton Bridge (my bike Bhramari shown for size comparison).

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 1d

Same artist, sane character, seven kilometers apart. These are two wall graffiti I saw while cycling from Cubao to Pembo on Saturday.

Both are grumpy cartoon dogs with a raised leg to pee.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 1d

Nakailang bucket tapos natanong namin kung baket parang ang aga namin natapos sa Jeongwon (kasi maaga kami nagsimula).

Yung complete group photos from last night, thanks to @chichar-eon.bsky.social

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 1d

Not the complete group photo from last night, just the non-smokers.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 2d

When I arrived at the apartment building, I had a sense of deja vu. I've been there before and wondered if the guy I'm hooking up with today lives on the same unit.

He doesn't. 😅

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 2d

3 signs, on top of each other
wow
see the unbelievable
mystery hole

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 3d

👀

Screenshot of a Shopee ad featuring an anime-styled action figure of a man in gym clothes raising the bottom of his tank top to show his abs and hide his lower face. Other versions of the same action figure show his shorts pulled down and displaying a blurred-out erect penis.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 3d

Same. I started needing glasses just last year.

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 3d

Nakakainggit yung mga near-sighted, they don't have to wear their eyeglasses kung babasahin ang phone 👓

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Jade @maasgad.bsky.social · 3d

A Friday afternoon break after I dropped my clothes at the laundry shop: Zesty Bloom spritz (decorated with a dried sliced lemon and watermelon gummy candies on a stick) from Mozaic while I pretend to work on a website draft.