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MacAllan Guy
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 11h
Broke: The Shining is about a haunted hotel

Woke: The Shining is about Domestic Abuse

Bespoke: The Shining was originally supposed to be a Colorado Tourism video and Stanley Kubrick did NOT follow instructions.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 15h
Also: Bring him home!
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 15h
Incredible deep cut.
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Nathan Bishop @nathanhb.bsky.social · 1d
Imagine having lifelong sports trauma because your team lost to the Seattle Mariners. Clown franchise. Mariners in six.
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 20h
idk, looks like a normal-sized Polanco to me
Screenshot of Jorge Polanco with a score bug that shows “Little (the pitcher)” and Polanco stacked
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 21h
There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 18h
The King in the North 👑
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 18h
I like to think we were driven insane and over time adapted and now thrive in these kind of conditions, like a deep sea creature of sorts.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 18h
Big win for the Mariners!

Shout out to Cal Raleigh and special thanks to his children, The Toronto Blue Jays
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 1d
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 2d
The Mariners won, and in a directly related series of events my house in now EXTREMELY clean!
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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 2d
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 2d
Alright George, there’s your run.

Hold ‘em.
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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 3d
Worth pointing out that if we had publicly financed elections Trump wouldn't be able to put the Democratic Party in mortal danger simply by targeting their finances
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 3d
It’s not?
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 5d
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 5d
Good as time as any to remind you that Dom Canzone is good.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 5d
I’ve often wondered what the diametric opposite of “the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit” dril tweet was, and I think it’s this guy.
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Roger Cormier: Built for Fall @yayroger.bsky.social · 5d
He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 5d
Mariners close it out
Homer file phot with mouth full of cigarettes
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 5d
Whew!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 5d
vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 5d
Good as time as any to remind you that Dom Canzone is good.
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 6d
Hahaha it’s super cool that we’re in a rain delay for a playoff game because Midwestern teams are too cheap to build a proper baseball stadium with a retractable roof.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 6d
(six hours in) ok i give up. who's Ulysses
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love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 7d
give greta thunberg a gundam
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Ben aka The Ghost of Ryan Grubb @bseahawk14.bsky.social · 8d
My feelings on tonight’s game
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