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Mike B
@madhominem.bsky.social
1.3K followers 390 following 12K posts
Atlanta resident Currently suffering Braves fan Climber of mountains Akita aficionado I drink, and I know things
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1h
like seeing someone wearing a down jacket in the rain
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1h
after all the mountain climbing I still constantly try to optimize layering and zipper position so that I'm always sorta warm BUT NOT SWEATY

and I have a different jacket for every like five degrees of temperature
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1h
S-tier name, that guy
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 17h
it might have been one of the ones that Carlin chewed up
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 19h
idk but I went to OU and I made my dad name one of our horses Sooner The Better

is this relevant? probably not
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 19h
if you banned the phrases "stay within himself" and "not try to do too much" 63% of all sports analysis would disappear
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 20h
inflection appreciated
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 20h
I said it somewhere earlier but it's hard to feel more like an alcoholic than when you rip the box open to squeeze the last glass out of that bag
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 20h
(the last two are the slosher and the squeezer)
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 20h
I'm not exactly proud of this...ok yes I am...but I can pick up the box and know exactly how many more glasses are in there
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 20h
a man in a red sweater is saying `` i got a lot of problems with you people ! ``
Alt: a man in a red sweater is saying `` i got a lot of problems with you people ! ``
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 20h
absolutely hilarious

it's like learning late in life that Led Zeppelin was from England

like how did you miss that
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 21h
Cooper Manning has to be like ARCH YOU WILL SUCCEED I CANNOT BE THE BLACK SHEEP OF TWO GENERATIONS
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 21h
Trump couldn't identify all his kids
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 21h
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 22h
there should be a law prohibiting seeing local political ads on national broadcasts

I don't need to see you, John Cornyn

like ever

for any reason
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 22h
it's such a cool little event
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 22h
I had to leave bc Ozzy was a bit overstimulated and started barking at the legions of people trying to pet him

we were on Maxwell for a while
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 22h
Right-wingers discovering the politics of RATM will never, ever be not funny to me
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22h
seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back
Tom Morello tweets: "Fascinating that all those “don’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit." Someone named Manny replies: "@grok why do some people say Tom Morello and band mates are RAGE FOR THE MACHINE and not against ?"
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 22h
does the immense pressure of the ocean count as shunning
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 22h
Ozzy was the most popular Good Boy at the festival and so many people wanted to pet him that his need for affection deeply conflicted with his annoyance that humans exist
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
PORCHFESTIN
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
it's right around the corner from me, which makes me much more likely to give a damn about going
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
I'm gearing up to explain 200 times what kind of dog Ozzy is and yes, you can pet him and yes, he does eat quite a bit
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
any Atlanta peeps heading to PorchFest in Oakhurst today? Easily one of my favorite festivals of the year
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