Mike B
@madhominem.bsky.social
Atlanta resident
Currently suffering Braves fan
Climber of mountains
Akita aficionado
I drink, and I know things
Currently suffering Braves fan
Climber of mountains
Akita aficionado
I drink, and I know things
It’s Thanksgiving weekend, after all. Hope I see TV’s @frankconniff.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It’s Thanksgiving weekend, after all. Hope I see TV’s @frankconniff.bsky.social
DIRECT HIT
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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it's never not amusing to me that the world-famous drummer of my favorite band and I have extremely similar grocery store schedules
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it's never not amusing to me that the world-famous drummer of my favorite band and I have extremely similar grocery store schedules
X-Wing and TIE Fighter
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
X-Wing and TIE Fighter
the dating app convo of
"omg I asked ChatGPT..."
"ChatGPT? that sucks"
*instant delete*
is undefeated
"omg I asked ChatGPT..."
"ChatGPT? that sucks"
*instant delete*
is undefeated
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the dating app convo of
"omg I asked ChatGPT..."
"ChatGPT? that sucks"
*instant delete*
is undefeated
"omg I asked ChatGPT..."
"ChatGPT? that sucks"
*instant delete*
is undefeated
With all the Star Wars discourse I decided to do a rewatch and I think Amazon is confused about which version I purchased
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
With all the Star Wars discourse I decided to do a rewatch and I think Amazon is confused about which version I purchased
people have outsourced their brains to ChatGPT in a way that's orders of magnitude worse than they ever did to Google and if it didn't terrify me I'd be fascinated to learn why
first comment in a redline from a partner that says "ChatGPT says this is correct" so i guess im gonna voluntarily forfeit my license now
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
people have outsourced their brains to ChatGPT in a way that's orders of magnitude worse than they ever did to Google and if it didn't terrify me I'd be fascinated to learn why
ladies and gentlemen...LOKO NO. 5
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
ladies and gentlemen...LOKO NO. 5
he's not my number one choice but it WOULD be kinda hilarious if Trump and Hegseth turbocharged a Mark Kelly presidential candidacy with this horeshit
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
he's not my number one choice but it WOULD be kinda hilarious if Trump and Hegseth turbocharged a Mark Kelly presidential candidacy with this horeshit
dating is already hard bc you have to compete against the [wildly incorrect] notion that the NEXT person someone matches with will be PERFECT, so you can't make any missteps...
...now you gotta compete with the box in their pocket that's constantly telling them they're perfect
...now you gotta compete with the box in their pocket that's constantly telling them they're perfect
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
dating is already hard bc you have to compete against the [wildly incorrect] notion that the NEXT person someone matches with will be PERFECT, so you can't make any missteps...
...now you gotta compete with the box in their pocket that's constantly telling them they're perfect
...now you gotta compete with the box in their pocket that's constantly telling them they're perfect
I'm not saying you need to donate money to flip this district blue (it won't flip), but it will be VERY interesting to see how far it shifts
if THAT place turns even light pink it means a tidal wave is coming
if THAT place turns even light pink it means a tidal wave is coming
Unless you're bleeding money, focus on just about any pickup other than MTG's old seat, PLEASE.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm not saying you need to donate money to flip this district blue (it won't flip), but it will be VERY interesting to see how far it shifts
if THAT place turns even light pink it means a tidal wave is coming
if THAT place turns even light pink it means a tidal wave is coming
I have leftover cake
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I have leftover cake
someone should tell all The Brands that Google's Gmail fuckery re: opting out of AI is only making me more likely to unsubscribe from every possible mailing list
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
someone should tell all The Brands that Google's Gmail fuckery re: opting out of AI is only making me more likely to unsubscribe from every possible mailing list
The end of Friendsgiving. My cooking poisoned nobody that we know. With @bodybycheez.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The end of Friendsgiving. My cooking poisoned nobody that we know. With @bodybycheez.bsky.social
Reposted by Mike B
Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!
doing a Friendsgiving today and I am responsible for roasting not only a couple chickens but also making another batch of locro de papa so it's possible I will be forced to simply call the event Giving next year
thoughts and prayers plz
thoughts and prayers plz
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
doing a Friendsgiving today and I am responsible for roasting not only a couple chickens but also making another batch of locro de papa so it's possible I will be forced to simply call the event Giving next year
thoughts and prayers plz
thoughts and prayers plz
Reposted by Mike B
Trump drooling over Mamdani in the Oval Office the same day Hakeem Jeffries voted to condemn socialism could not be funnier to me
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Trump drooling over Mamdani in the Oval Office the same day Hakeem Jeffries voted to condemn socialism could not be funnier to me
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Get us Medicare for All Zohran, compliment his hair
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Get us Medicare for All Zohran, compliment his hair
Coming to America
Trading Places
Clue
Ghostbusters II
Trading Places
Clue
Ghostbusters II
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Coming to America
Trading Places
Clue
Ghostbusters II
Trading Places
Clue
Ghostbusters II
growing up in the 80s and 90s made this difficult but the sooner you learn that capitalism, socialism, and communism are just "ways to do an economy" and none of them are inherently evil, the better off you are
Evil shitheads can make any one of the three horrible (and maybe capitalism most of all)
Evil shitheads can make any one of the three horrible (and maybe capitalism most of all)
Before lawmakers rushed to the airport for a Thanksgiving break, the House passed a GOP resolution 'denouncing the horrors of socialism.' The House also passed that in 2023.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
growing up in the 80s and 90s made this difficult but the sooner you learn that capitalism, socialism, and communism are just "ways to do an economy" and none of them are inherently evil, the better off you are
Evil shitheads can make any one of the three horrible (and maybe capitalism most of all)
Evil shitheads can make any one of the three horrible (and maybe capitalism most of all)
Reposted by Mike B
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
Reposted by Mike B
Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
I dream of a day when we can wake up and not have to deal with the rantings of a moron
the four years of Biden were ultimately ineffective but goddamn it was mostly boring and that was fuckin great
the four years of Biden were ultimately ineffective but goddamn it was mostly boring and that was fuckin great
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I dream of a day when we can wake up and not have to deal with the rantings of a moron
the four years of Biden were ultimately ineffective but goddamn it was mostly boring and that was fuckin great
the four years of Biden were ultimately ineffective but goddamn it was mostly boring and that was fuckin great