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Mike B
@madhominem.bsky.social
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Atlanta resident Currently suffering Braves fan Climber of mountains Akita aficionado I drink, and I know things
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 5h
don't lie:

the first time you heard Spiderwebs by No Doubt you thought she said "I scream my balls off"
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 5h
omg we're off to the races now
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 6h
this has to be some sort of golden age for injury attorneys bc every commercial and billboard is one of those firms
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 6h
do other commercials besides ones for ICE and injury law firms exist
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 14h
If these get made I’m putting one in as many gas station urinals in Georgia as I can
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
He tripped over his own foot and hurt his shoulder but he’s still kinda terrifying
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
Heh. The old 755 Club had a single hamburger that was charred to within an inch of its life, I just want free peanuts
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
If people could go back to Turner circa 2016 they’d remember all the amenities were hot garbage. The 755 Club was absolute ass. The only redeeming value was the old chophouse…which did not contain a bathroom
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
I loved Turner *the location* but Turner *the destination* was shit. And Turner was never a true baseball stadium
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
Ocean's Eleven is...kind of a perfect movie

except for the weird plot holes

but it's so perfect I don't care
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
like she...just moved here? and she's loudly complaining that someone mentioned that Flock data might be misused

(we've had a couple break-ins lately and the neighborhood is trying to figure out what to do to be safer)
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
20 years ago: a cop just moved into my neighborhood, it's nice to have a patrol car visible

today: a cop just moved into my neighborhood, and they're screaming on the email chat about how it's irrelevant that Flock cameras might turn data over to ICE
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
"why would we cover the news? the THEORY of news will be sufficient here."
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
I just now almost typed these exact four words
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
which would also make me ask why any still exist, if indeed they did exist and people who would prefer they did not exist had access to them
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
Feel like there are a lot of companies in the shipping industry whose websites show up in very non-shipping searches
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
and that's the crux of it...Dems still somehow operate in a 1980s universe where a little shame or scandal would instantly ruin a politician's career, so they seem to think if they score the right zinger these people will resign
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
"but mom, he was green. GREEN! you don't understand"
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 1d
it's fun to think about the blue jay and green jay that created this bird

separated by millions of years of evolution, and they looked at each other and thought...this is weird but yeah ok why not
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Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 1d
This Brian Stokes person at at the University of Austin must be sitting on more pictures of this incredible hybrid green blue jay. Someone get him over here! 😭 🪶
'Grue Jay' Spotted in a Texas Backyard Is First-of-Its-Kind Hybrid
An odd bird found in a Texas backyard is the offspring of two distantly related species, separated by 7 million years of evolution, whose ranges only recently began to overlap due to climate change, r...
www.sciencealert.com
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 2d
not watching...did Treinen give up somewhere between 1-6 runs?
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 2d
I just halfway saw those words and immediately went SMOOTH UP IN YA
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 2d
why can't we just have Jock Jams

Jock Jams was fun
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 2d
like he just ripped it off and didn't even bother to change any words
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 2d
I can't decide whether it's flattering or alarming that the most notorious remediation scammer guy in south Georgia is still using a pirated copy of my old report from like 2009
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 2d
Domestic terrorists have infiltrated MLB, call ICE
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