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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 12h

he goes to a different school, you wouldn't know him

Oh hey Chels! @chelsisright.bsky.social · 13h

Does CC ever take her man anywhere with her

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 20h

pass

NEIGHBORHOOD VOODOO PRIEST🔮🧿📿🪬 @tajaithealchemist.bsky.social · 22h

Alicia Keys or Keyshia Cole?

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 1d

"...and you selected, um, actually you just spat tobacco juice on it. When can you start?"

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Lord Chris Hanrahan (He/Him) @chrishanrahan.bsky.social · 2d

After 55 years, today is the last show. Every Sunday night as a young teen, I'd lay in bed and put my headphones on and make it to the Funny Five every week. Mondays sure would suck harder because of it, but hot damn was it worth it.

I salute the good doctor on his retirement.

Dr. Demento - Streaming

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 1d

Music To Invade Iraq To

Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 1d

Golden Flashers

a man in a hat is standing in front of a wooden fence

Alt: Terry Jones, Flashing

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 1d

Per CDC source: At internal leadership meeting this afternoon, it was shared that 1,257 people were RIF'd at CDC. Number may not be final. Apparently, chief of staff was unaware that RIFs were going to occur so not clear who is making decisions. (Short 🧵)

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 1d

I married her. It was Target, so it wasn't as high-risk as other office romances.

Big Mama, RN👩🏽‍⚕️♊️ @unproblematicaj.bsky.social · 1d

Would you date someone from work?

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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 2d

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Just Mica @msmicaluv.bsky.social · 2d

AND WHAT A FUCKIN SEASON FOR A’JA WILSON?!

MVP
DPOY
1st Team All WNBA
1st Team All Defense
Finals MVP
Champ!!

M’V4!!! THAT GIRL!

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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 2d

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 🏆🏆🏆

The Las Vegas Aces are the 2025 WNBA Champions!

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta repost this every time I see it.

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 3d

As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 2d

She never did anything quite as good after this.

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 3d

Happy 30th to "Tragic Kingdom" 🔥🔥🔥

🗣I know what you're saying, so please stop explaining....

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 2d

He pulled his stuff off of Spotify because of Joe Rogan when that deal was announced. He has no problem denying these people his gifts.

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 4d

I started my account in 2009, but really got into it around 2012, with Trayvon Martin and then Ferguson a couple years after that. Most of the people I followed then I now follow here. They're the BEST people.

“𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳…” @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 4d

2009 -2016 Twitter >>>>>>>>>>

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 4d

She'll be the hot topic on certain subreddits.

HuffPost @huffpost.com · 4d

Barrymore put her best foot forward quite literally on Tuesday.

Drew Barrymore Takes A Big Whiff — Of Her Own Feet — On Live TV

Barrymore put her best foot forward quite literally on Tuesday.

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 4d

*they* pepper-sprayed you

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 4d

Woosta?

Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 4d

🤔food for thought?

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Matt Henry 🥄 @matthenry.fyi · 22d

When the nazis were coming into power, there was a lag before local law enforcement was fully on board. People were able to get police protection from nazi-aligned paramilitaries. Here, today, police look at rising fascism and say “Finally. We’ve been waiting for this.” www.notus.org/democrats/me...

Democrats' New Fear: They Can’t Rely on Local Law Enforcement for Protection

“They called the local sheriff; they showed up and were going to arrest me,” said Rep. Steven Horsford.

www.notus.org

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 4d

Nevada

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 4d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 6d

They already have Hillbilly Elegy

Bij 🔮 @bijxu.bsky.social · 6d

surprised american horror story never had anything based in the appalachian mountains

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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 6d

Literally been asking myself this question.

Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 7d

At what point does a governor call up their National Guard to oppose the deployment of an out-of-state National Guard?

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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 7d

I've never watched The West Wing.

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 8d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.msnbc.com · 7d

behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol

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