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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 6h

Doc said that most people need a week to get back to doing normal things, so I'm hoping that's the case for me 🤞

Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 7h

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

Uncomfortable close up of Lauren, very nose in middle, lots of face.

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 7h

Yooo btw on Monday I'm getting a new nose!...sorta, at least on the inside. Time to fix this crooked ass bish so I can breathe and stop snotting everywhere 😫😩🙏🙏🙏

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 10h

The close up shots of all the salty Cubs fans are so funny, so many grown men from Illinois shedding tears tonight

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 14h

The more gushing the report the worse he's doing I think

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 14h

This same doctor also said in this memo that the bruising on trump's hand is from "frequent handshaking" can't take this shit seriously

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 20h

Well for one, "cardiac age" isn't a thing. But what really solidifies that this is a lie is that every time this dude has a health eval, they always say "exceptional health". Every time. Change it up a bit, get a thesaurus.

Reuters @reuters.com · 1d

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 20h

Well for one, "cardiac age" isn't a thing. But what really solidifies that this is a lie is that every time this dude has a health eval, they always say "exceptional health". Every time. Change it up a bit, get a thesaurus.

Reuters @reuters.com · 1d

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 1d

But big props to the kind strangers who are defended me. The reddit post is wild, as if they were the burners of the asshole driver. 😆

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 2d

100%

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 2d

Reddit: yes

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 2d

Bruh I shared my scary traffic story from last night bc of a reckless driver and now I'm the bad guy lol

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 2d

Lol yeah

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 2d

You will always be the villain bc they don't have reading comprehension, I know, currently going thru it.

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 2d

People on reddit DO NOT know how to read lmao

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 3d

Dude on the freeway was trying to go 100mph & was tailgating me w/o moving over. I was passing other cars and already going over the speed limit. Dude then pulls onto the shoulder of the freeway to pass me and brake checks me.

Thankfully I have cat-like reflexes.

Men need a curfew.

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Trey Ferguson @pastortrey05.com · 3d

I say this with all the tender, loving care I can muster…

Some of y’all are not good enough at reading to want to argue as much as you do on the internet.

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 3d

It's a running joke about his chromosomes

Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 4d

Me getting disoriented and flying the plane straight into the ground 😆

Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 4d

Finally a place for my tylenol

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Envelion @envelion.bsky.social · 4d

Saw a PEZ dispenser today and thought of making one for Hinako #silenthillf

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 4d

About to be that guy on Sunday

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 4d

It's a correct feeling

Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 4d

Idk but I fuckn hate it, no one should make me talk about myself. Interviews need to be defunded. Lol

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Magneto Apologist 🎃 @magnetoapologist.bsky.social · 4d

He was banned temporarily for this, but his account was reinstated when bsky decided they'd rewrite their terms of service to not include cross platform harassment anymore. There's more, but that's what I have energy for atm. I know, I wrote a lot. Lmao

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