Magneto Apologist
@magnetoapologist.bsky.social
Lauren. 🌙 She/Her. Milwaukeean. Healing.
I love things both spooky & cute. Certified Medical Laboratory Scientist. 🔬
Magneto did nothing wrong.
It's safe here, rest.🌿
IG: instagram.com/laurensporens
I love things both spooky & cute. Certified Medical Laboratory Scientist. 🔬
Magneto did nothing wrong.
It's safe here, rest.🌿
IG: instagram.com/laurensporens
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This is why I'm obsessed with horror as an adult
That was probably one of the more precarious drives I've done ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🚗❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
That was probably one of the more precarious drives I've done ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🚗❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
It's so stupid, I love it
Elijah Drags Mustafa Ali Out Of TNA Final Resolution On A Horse
Elijah Drags Mustafa Ali Out Of TNA Final Resolution On A Horse
Elijah made his presence felt at TNA Final Resolution as he dragged Mustafa Ali out of the arena on a horse.
www.fightful.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's so stupid, I love it
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How do you do fellow domestic terrorisms
Stay safe, US friends. The FBI is compiling a list of domestic terrorists and I for one satisfy the criteria in all five possible ways.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How do you do fellow domestic terrorisms
Not me thinking Paul Dano died 🥴
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Not me thinking Paul Dano died 🥴
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i am a smol account but with big b00b
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
i am a smol account but with big b00b
i am a smol account but with big b00b
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
i am a smol account but with big b00b
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Maybe I should start watching AEW during down time in the lab 🤭
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Maybe I should start watching AEW during down time in the lab 🤭
Bruh
My THRILLING minute-by-minute report. Includes pre-gaming at Olive Garden, a girl telling me jokes for 20 minutes, and feeling the feels to mopey Neil Diamond songs.
Hugh Jackman serving custard at the Greenfield Kopp’s: A minute-by-minute report
“I want all of you guys to scream for me, ‘Milwaukee loves Hugh!’ Okay? Be really loud!”
milwaukeerecord.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Bruh
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It's always funny when public figures migrate from twitter to here and realize there are no blue checkmarks that will kiss their ass.
Also is it hate? Or only criticism?
Also is it hate? Or only criticism?
Mark Cuban Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban Says 'It Became Pointless' To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban, the billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, says he’s done posting on Bluesky for now, and the reason is simple: it’s not worth
offthefrontpage.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It's always funny when public figures migrate from twitter to here and realize there are no blue checkmarks that will kiss their ass.
Also is it hate? Or only criticism?
Also is it hate? Or only criticism?
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We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat
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The Japanese commercial for Zelda 3 (SNES)
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The Japanese commercial for Zelda 3 (SNES)
Sometimes I feel like the people on the horror reddit are kinda wimpy lol
Clutching their pearls at films like The Coffee Table. Or maybe I'm just a sicko, but horror is supposed to force the viewer to confront the darkness in humanity...and also be funny
Clutching their pearls at films like The Coffee Table. Or maybe I'm just a sicko, but horror is supposed to force the viewer to confront the darkness in humanity...and also be funny
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Sometimes I feel like the people on the horror reddit are kinda wimpy lol
Clutching their pearls at films like The Coffee Table. Or maybe I'm just a sicko, but horror is supposed to force the viewer to confront the darkness in humanity...and also be funny
Clutching their pearls at films like The Coffee Table. Or maybe I'm just a sicko, but horror is supposed to force the viewer to confront the darkness in humanity...and also be funny
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Welcome to Derry is surprisingly good and uh, that last episode, that was Marsellus Wallace's soul in there right? 🤭
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Welcome to Derry is surprisingly good and uh, that last episode, that was Marsellus Wallace's soul in there right? 🤭
Mox vs Toni. Book it Khan.
She called him a...sloptart??? There's no coming back from that
#AEWDynamite 🤼🏻♂️
She called him a...sloptart??? There's no coming back from that
#AEWDynamite 🤼🏻♂️
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Mox vs Toni. Book it Khan.
She called him a...sloptart??? There's no coming back from that
#AEWDynamite 🤼🏻♂️
She called him a...sloptart??? There's no coming back from that
#AEWDynamite 🤼🏻♂️
The 3D puzzle
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The 3D puzzle
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM