Malber1
@malber1.bsky.social
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Knitter, sometimes runner, and lover of exclamation points!
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malber1.bsky.social
it’s - seeing that typo while it’s sending is the worst!
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Served it purpose for travel. Now I’m at the bored with it, and I have squishy new yarn I want to play with, stage.
A shawl with undulating lines throughout. The shawl goes from purple to pink to white to blue
malber1.bsky.social
I will not be defeated!
Chai…fog(?) in a Texas tervis. It’s just a souvenir!
malber1.bsky.social
Reviving my tea habit only to come home to find the hot water heater on my bottled water dispenser isn’t working is very on brand for me.
a person is opening a microwave with chow written on the bottom right
Alt: a person is opening a microwave with chow written on the bottom right
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malber1.bsky.social
I don’t know how traditional most of those costumes are…and I don’t care! 😊
malber1.bsky.social
I claim the bee costume when we fight!
thefallon.bsky.social
Oh no. Antifa is at NOLA Bug Fest.
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bevismusson.bsky.social
You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
malber1.bsky.social
I think we had a lot of time to fill in our meeting. They don’t trot out numbers when tourism is headed in the wrong direction. So we had a ton of thank my wife moments!
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But why does it matter? (Annoyed from sitting in meetings all week where the CEO, directors, VP’s all trotted out their families. I don’t really care about your wife. Are you doing your job?)
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In honor of our antifascist heroes in Portland
Digital drawing of a frog's "hand" making the power fist on a coral colored background with some dots. Text says "they do not break us. They break upon us." Watermark at the bottom says @mvandiverart. Drawing by New Orleans artist and illustrator Melissa Vandiver #antifascist #protest #protestart #nokings #blueresisters
malber1.bsky.social
Thanks for the earworm!
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I figured you would leave it behind. So a new one will be in order! I was gifted the fig tree that is the bane of my existence. Reminds me I need to schedule it to get a big chop!
malber1.bsky.social
I’m impressed that y’all chop your own! My kitchen has only seen plastic tubs of trinity in recent years!
malber1.bsky.social
Well now I know to get you a lemon tree for a housewarming present!
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For the Swifties on my timeline.
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🧡You deserve what you want,
Hope you get what you want….
Don’t worry—we got our paws on the original artwork. 🐾

🎤We heard you calling on the megaphone,
The otter tee returns to stand on its own.
The legend wore it—Swifties found it
You all are quite the pros 🦦✨
 Partial shot of person holding the corner of art that shows primary food sources for sea otters
malber1.bsky.social
Shouldn’t smart meters have solved this issue? 🤦🏼‍♀️
malber1.bsky.social
Someone at aqua HIIT said Trumpet and Drum is good!
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Show me my employee rate!
Acme Hotel Company. Is in a perfect spot!
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I don’t really want to vacation in any of the spots our meetings are in next year. May take my points and fly back to this hellhole!