Malber1
@malber1.bsky.social
Knitter, sometimes runner, and lover of exclamation points!
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January 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Gary does exercises on a yoga ball.
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Gary does exercises on a yoga ball.
Gary’s house…not Gary.
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Gary’s house…not Gary.
I have no knitting needles at work! 😭
January 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I have no knitting needles at work! 😭
When I found Gary this morning she was asleep on a pool chair cushion. Next to her was a bowl with two sausage patties. Do people think this cat with a collar, air tag, and shaved belly from her neutering surgery is not being taken care of? 🤦🏼♀️
January 29, 2026 at 4:25 PM
When I found Gary this morning she was asleep on a pool chair cushion. Next to her was a bowl with two sausage patties. Do people think this cat with a collar, air tag, and shaved belly from her neutering surgery is not being taken care of? 🤦🏼♀️
If you are unhappy with your stay please give the hotel more info than this. 🤦🏼♀️
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
If you are unhappy with your stay please give the hotel more info than this. 🤦🏼♀️
I’m starting to understand why older women cut off all their hair. I just don’t want to deal with it today…and it’s not even a lot of bother!
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I’m starting to understand why older women cut off all their hair. I just don’t want to deal with it today…and it’s not even a lot of bother!
The number of times my mother nagged me to defrag my .5GB hard drive…and the 1.5GB one that she had added in for extra storage!
recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The number of times my mother nagged me to defrag my .5GB hard drive…and the 1.5GB one that she had added in for extra storage!
Go all the way inside, Gary!
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Go all the way inside, Gary!
I thought 12 inches wasn’t a problem elsewhere…
Large hot tubs have been placed around New York City to melt snow after the city received about 12 inches over the weekend. nyti.ms/3McFnBO
January 29, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I thought 12 inches wasn’t a problem elsewhere…
New chairs. So close to the lobby being done! All of our chairs are super uncomfortable!
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
New chairs. So close to the lobby being done! All of our chairs are super uncomfortable!
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I'm German. I've been schooled in my country's history & crimes all my life.
I'm also a political scientist, educated in Germany, the UK, & US.
As the comparisons betw the situation in the US & Nazi Germany are increasing to frequent, allow me to comment.
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I'm also a political scientist, educated in Germany, the UK, & US.
As the comparisons betw the situation in the US & Nazi Germany are increasing to frequent, allow me to comment.
A 🧵
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I'm German. I've been schooled in my country's history & crimes all my life.
I'm also a political scientist, educated in Germany, the UK, & US.
As the comparisons betw the situation in the US & Nazi Germany are increasing to frequent, allow me to comment.
A 🧵
I'm also a political scientist, educated in Germany, the UK, & US.
As the comparisons betw the situation in the US & Nazi Germany are increasing to frequent, allow me to comment.
A 🧵
9:30am breakfast bowl…corn and crab soup.
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
9:30am breakfast bowl…corn and crab soup.
The Orange Tosser. Will be stealing that.
Thicky Thicky Dumb Dumb World News according to Britain's Cody Dahler
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The Orange Tosser. Will be stealing that.
Yourself but as a cartoon.
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon.
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Le Monde's cartoon of the day, by Marco De Angelis.
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Le Monde's cartoon of the day, by Marco De Angelis.
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The whistle demand is unexpected spurts now that take everything I have right off the shelf, and I'm running out of filament soon. If you can spare to send something off the gift list, that would be great. Whatever is the cheapest per kg. www.amazon.com/registries/g...
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January 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The whistle demand is unexpected spurts now that take everything I have right off the shelf, and I'm running out of filament soon. If you can spare to send something off the gift list, that would be great. Whatever is the cheapest per kg. www.amazon.com/registries/g...
My shift today is 2p - 10p. I start on the desk at 6pm. This is going to be rough.
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
My shift today is 2p - 10p. I start on the desk at 6pm. This is going to be rough.
Came so close to asking an employee if she knew she named her kid Ham when I saw the pictures of the shirts she was having made that say Jamon.
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Came so close to asking an employee if she knew she named her kid Ham when I saw the pictures of the shirts she was having made that say Jamon.
15% tariff on the fabric we are ordering. Cool. Cool.
January 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
15% tariff on the fabric we are ordering. Cool. Cool.
PT asks me how work is. I give him my standard answer - slow, but not as slow as last year. He asks why do I think that is…
a woman with tears in her eyes says " when did it start "
Alt: a woman with tears in her eyes says " when did it start "
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January 27, 2026 at 8:22 PM
PT asks me how work is. I give him my standard answer - slow, but not as slow as last year. He asks why do I think that is…
Does Wegovy make me less hungry…no. Does it quiet food noise…no. Does it make me think twice about that cookie because I’m paying $200 a month to lose weight…yes.
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Does Wegovy make me less hungry…no. Does it quiet food noise…no. Does it make me think twice about that cookie because I’m paying $200 a month to lose weight…yes.