Malber1
@malber1.bsky.social
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Knitter, sometimes runner, and lover of exclamation points!
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I think we had a lot of time to fill in our meeting. They don’t trot out numbers when tourism is headed in the wrong direction. So we had a ton of thank my wife moments!
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But why does it matter? (Annoyed from sitting in meetings all week where the CEO, directors, VP’s all trotted out their families. I don’t really care about your wife. Are you doing your job?)
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In honor of our antifascist heroes in Portland
Digital drawing of a frog's "hand" making the power fist on a coral colored background with some dots. Text says "they do not break us. They break upon us." Watermark at the bottom says @mvandiverart. Drawing by New Orleans artist and illustrator Melissa Vandiver #antifascist #protest #protestart #nokings #blueresisters
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Thanks for the earworm!
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I figured you would leave it behind. So a new one will be in order! I was gifted the fig tree that is the bane of my existence. Reminds me I need to schedule it to get a big chop!
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I’m impressed that y’all chop your own! My kitchen has only seen plastic tubs of trinity in recent years!
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Well now I know to get you a lemon tree for a housewarming present!
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For the Swifties on my timeline.
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🧡You deserve what you want,
Hope you get what you want….
Don’t worry—we got our paws on the original artwork. 🐾

🎤We heard you calling on the megaphone,
The otter tee returns to stand on its own.
The legend wore it—Swifties found it
You all are quite the pros 🦦✨
 Partial shot of person holding the corner of art that shows primary food sources for sea otters
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Shouldn’t smart meters have solved this issue? 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Someone at aqua HIIT said Trumpet and Drum is good!
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Show me my employee rate!
Acme Hotel Company. Is in a perfect spot!
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I don’t really want to vacation in any of the spots our meetings are in next year. May take my points and fly back to this hellhole!
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Almost a week on the west coast has screwed up my sleep schedule. I have two days to get back on track. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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He will not live that long. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Yep. There or CR Coffee Roasters.
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I live five blocks from there and have never been in. This is going to be my excuse. 😆
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Yes please! BTW The Vintage has an iced apple cinnamon latte with cold foam! @rudekaty.bsky.social
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I went to Seattle and came back obsessed with London Fogs. (I am very contrary!) Now TikTok has shown me vanilla honey…NEED!
a close up of a person pouring milk into a cup of cappuccino .
ALT: a close up of a person pouring milk into a cup of cappuccino .
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You know the closest Amazon warehouse is stocking up on those inflatable suits!
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You can do it with focus, but it’s blanket. I just want to send them to my work folk!