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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃

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No alt text, no follow — please check my pinned post! Paper mâché, illustration, Halloween, Mardi Gras, New Orleans, French, France, birds for some reason? He/him. manningkrull.com pfp: goblin-faced white guy banner: coffin-shaped Cryptique logo

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Dec 16

What's alt text? Why is it important on Bluesky? How do I write it? Where am I? What's going on?

Alt text 101 for Bluesky | Digital Philosophy by Manning Krull

Hi! You may be here because I or someone else sent you this link in response to a conversation about alt text on Bluesky. Welcome! This is a short article about alt text, its importance, and how to wr...

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1h

It's a cute ad for the Dracula ballet, we saw it last year, it's cool! Check it out if you can!

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1h

We saw the Dracula ballet last year, it's a good time, gay as all hell... bsky.app/profile/mann...

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · May 12

Just went to the Dracula ballet and it gave me... confusing... feelings.....

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1h

Okay, upon further reflection...

A sign that says Dracula for Mayor; it's actually a cute viral ad for NOBT's Dracula ballet.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 21d

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Fridays

The scene in Office Space where the awful lady does a loathsome whiny baby voice and dramatically intones "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays." The main guy is standing next to her looking exasperated.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 2h

This is (almost definitely) the same guy. Biggest I've seen in the neighborhood, and the only time I've seen him on land. I should note, I took this pic from inside the car!!! bsky.app/profile/mann...

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Jul 23

Evening stroll

Big alligator sitting on the grass by the bayou at dusk.

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah, they're right here in the neighborhood, but they almost never come up on land here. And when they do, they're very shy of people.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 4h

I happened to espy huge-ass Mister H along the bayou and went up on the bridge to try to get a better view. Terrible pics but I'm always delighted to see this guy! A dude fishing on the bridge told me he had just been standing down there a little while ago.

Edge of the bayou at dawn, lit by street lights. There's a gator head in the middle of the pic.

View from up on a bridge, you can see a dark shape in the water down by the land if you zoom in.

Close up of a long dark shape in the water.

Another attempt to get a decent pic of the long dark shape in the water. It's just a dark blur.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d

when my fast fashion arrives but i'm at the office

frank vincent in the bar in goodfellas with a caption that says Now go home and get your fuckin' Shein box

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Hi! No bother at all. It's definitely an image and I can confirm by looking under the hood that there is no alt text included. Not sure why they would post just some plain text as an image. 🤷‍♂️ Are you able to read it? I can convert it to plain text for you if you want.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Mister G! G-Force! GG Allin! G. E. Smith and the Saturday Night Live Band!

Calm bayou with lots of greenery around, small alligator head in middle.

Close up of alligator head in the bayou.

He's on the move now, head and back above the surface.

Now his tail is above the surface too. See ya, Mister G!

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Nothin'?

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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d

Hey jimmy, get me a social network with nothin'

Image from old string cheese commerical. Cook guy named Jimmy is asked to make a "cheese pizza with nothing" and is perplexed so he scrunches his face and says "nuttin'??". He's wearing a little paper hat that looks like the boat you'd put french fries in.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

It's the only social I really spend any time on. I'm glad you're here!

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is eating a piece of meat .

Alt: Mr Bean looking somewhat stunned as he is having an important realization

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy friend! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Oct 28

Who the fuck buried this guy with a knife?! Everybody knows you don't do this!!

A Halloween decoration of a tombstone on someone's front lawn, and there's a fake arm sticking out of the ground in front of it, and the hand is holding a knife menacingly.

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Cass 💀 @cassmoney.bsky.social · 1d

How I'm trying to go out

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Oct 28

Halloween is mostly about fun but I want to take a moment to share this sobering cautionary tale.

A handmade tombstone decoration that says, "Pickle Boy, the boy who ate too many pickles and turned into a pickle and died."

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Oct 28

Halloween is mostly about fun but I want to take a moment to share this sobering cautionary tale.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

They'll be marked way way down at your local liquor store in a couple weeks!

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

"Cream"-based, yes, it looks and feels creamy, but I have no idea what the actual ingredients are. It's very sweet and tastes very artificial.

Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Just found an image with the info: alcohol 15% by volume.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Who up pondering they orb? (I tried this stuff last year, and no matter how disgusting you're imagining it, it's worse than that.)

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 1d

Wow! I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually do that!

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 2d

Herman don't read this......... Phoebe, hello

Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 6d

those Batman screentests reminded me of this cultural artifact - the pilot for The Munsters, with a different Lily and Eddie - I'm still obsessed with Happy Derman youtu.be/pXI6ywpKbd8?...

The Munsters Unaired Pilot

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