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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 8h

good afternoon

mpreg jar jar binks saying wario meesa pregnant

wario replying waaaaagh im gonna be a daddy

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 10h

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 9h

isnt that first one the guy who played Storm Shadow in GI Joe? Turning Get Out into a film about anti ninja prejudice, incredible work.

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 1d

Heel turn from Nighy only days after he was being praised for his advice, and we lost Anna Maxwell Martin too: deadline.com/2025/10/harr...

Harry Potter Audiobooks Adds Bill Nighy, Saoirse-Monica Jackson, Ṣọpẹ́ Dìrísu & More To Cast

Pottermore Publishing and Audible have announced additional casting for Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions, including Bill Nighy.

deadline.com

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Carli Velocci👽 @carlivelocci.com · 1d

✨Have YOU played powerwash simulator and then gone on to powerwash something in real life? Do you have thoughts on how they compare? I want to talk to you for a story I'm working on.

Shares appreciated!

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 1d

Thing is if he’d used sense a third or fourth time it would work, the repetition would become a rhythm, but that single repetition Is exactly wrong, incredible bad writing.

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 2d

Coincidentally I found out today Anne Hathaway is an Arsenal fan.

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 2d

AN APOLOGY: when I badly applied this temporary tattoo of Superman last night I had NO IDEA it was actually Ultraman, Superman’s criminal double from Earth 3, disguised as Superman. I commit to grow and change and wash it off in the shower at some point.

A badly applied temporary tattoo on a pasty male arm.

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 3d

The radio sitcom I wrote, a really long time ago now, is getting another airing on BBC Radio 4 Extra, so the pilot is up on Sounds now. It'll only be up for 30 days, cos that's what the contracts were like back then. I said it was a long time ago. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...

BBC Radio 4 Extra - Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully, Pilot

Sitcom about an alien invasion of a small English village. Starring Katherine Parkinson.

www.bbc.co.uk

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cam @littlegoodfrog.online · 3d

Watched over the garden wall with the homies yesterday and it was lovely as usual but in one of the last shots we all bolted up in our seats at the haunted duck man breaking perspective sticking out of the corner of the screen looking directly into the camera

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 3d

I see what you mean.

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 3d

At the risk of being a l’il bitch on the internet, that Omega thing absolutely isn’t true, he’s clearly the Time Lord version of Milton’s Satan, a fallen angel.

e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 3d

Tell him that’s his Bozeman-Simplex talking

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 3d

You would watch On the Air in the early hours while tired and wasted and be completely disoriented, then rewatch it at a reasonable hour while stone cold sober and have exactly the same reaction.

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 3d

AIUI, and I’m sure someone more knowledgable will chip in to correct/confirm, budgets are so tight at a corporate level that all these decisions are delayed by the financial side, seeing if a co production deal is possible Etc.

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 3d

There was an amazing period when I was in my late teens where you could watch David Lynch’s On The Air on bbc2 in the early hours on a weekend.

Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 3d

Say it’s 1am and everyone’s trashed. What was your go-to, post-rave TV pick?

Something cerebral enough for the high people, funny and weird enough for the drunk people but ambient enough for the couple of folk that had had too much?

For me, ‘Donald in Mathemagic land’ remains the gold standard.

Donald Duck jams with Pythagoras and his pals

Donald duck in a surreal infinite corridor of doors

Dawn through the square rooted forest of mathematics

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 3d

The most baffling thing about Ludwig is how long it took to commission in the first place. it’s a comic detective show starring the star of a BBC1 panel show that’s on primetime seemingly every week! That’s the Jonathan Creek formula for TV gold ffs!

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e.g. Mark Clapham @markclapham.bsky.social · 3d

To be fair to the Ludwig guy he is writing golden age style murder mysteries which are the hardest thing on earth to write

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 4d

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 7d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4d

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?

my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live