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Asteroid M

@marqed4death.bsky.social

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Tampa,FL / Old / He/Him The only good bald man on the internet I just mind my business, work, take an edible and do all types of ill shit Cashapp: $Marq81 if you want to send me ice cream money

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Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · Jul 28

Best thing about Star Trek. The Klingons. Just a planet full of raw football players that just need to be taught the game.

Give Nick Saban one year with a team full of 18-21 year old Klingons and run hard in training camp and they’re running threw the whole SEC

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Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 1h

I need it for sure. I’m taking a chance on Taysom Hill working out today

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Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 1h

The people that miss the Scholastic Book Fair are my kind of people

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Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 8h

The way some men are acting nowadays, you can’t blame them. Shit I wish I had a mulligan or two

Mr. Crown @ambitiousapex.blacksky.app · 9h

Women be like “I’m in my third stint as a virgin”

a man with a beard is saying hold up in yellow letters

ALT: a man with a beard is saying hold up in yellow letters

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Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 8h

I love the pettiness

Mark Podskarbi @mvp21.bsky.social · 9h

Whichever player brought the L flag is immediately a Brewers legend

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 9h

Bedtime

Wearing a white t-shirt with a fake periodic element that says Um: The element of confusion

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 9h

The evil is defeated

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 13h

If I was a judge, I would absolutely say “You’re free to go, sir.” And dismiss the charges

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Reggie Colorado @reggiecolorado.bsky.social · 13h

YOU'RE LAUGHING
NORTHWESTERN KILLED JAMES FRANKLIN AND YOU'RE LAUGHING

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Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 13h

The good thing is that this one loss won’t kill your season. Time for Lanning to regroup and get back at it.

My Noles’ however, it’s probably over for them

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 13h

Booger McFarland. Never change but also change just a little bit

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 16h

"That’s a thumb and a hand I would be looking to step on." - ESPN/ABC's Booger McFarland on Oklahoma QB John Mateer, who recently had surgery on a broken bone in his right hand. 😬

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 13h

Starting John Mateer seems to have backfired huh?

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 15h

I have a Cash App in my bio if you want to donate and make a request, but it’s not scientific at all and I have no control over it

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 15h

I wouldn’t say that. Those games are winnable if they actually prepare and have a good strategy

Asteroid M @marqed4death.bsky.social · 15h

Whether it’s plutonic or not, what you did was a date. It’s ok. Friend dates are a thing too

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