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maryel.bsky.social
mary
@maryel.bsky.social
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huge idiot with a cute dog elaine_stritch on twitter
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 10h
hey the girls and I are gonna give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle later if you’re not busy
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 10h
hey the girls and I are gonna step push step step touch kick again! step push sharp pivot touch kick later if you want in
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 11h
you heard me
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 11h
I need everyone on tootsky to skeet more about Chita Rivera
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 12h
MARY JANE WAKE IT UPPPPPPPPPPP
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 12h
KRAKOWSKI ADMINISTRATION 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 that’s my president
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 12h
damn they sold out???? guess I’ll never know what’s like to have the Ultimate Bush
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Emerson Collins @emersoncollins.bsky.social · 13h
Kim Kardashian releasing a line of bush thongs is some how the exact right amount of absurdism I needed today?
Is your vagina cold? Merkin madness for fall!
(And they sold out. Because of course they did.)
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 13h
I am actually an entire chorus line in a trenchcoat
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Cookabeara @cookabeara.bsky.social · 13h
if i hadn’t met you in person this post may lead me to believe there is an entire ensemble behind this account
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 13h
AAAAAAAAA
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 13h
can I come over to your house and do this
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
I’m so sorry but the ultimate bush thing is actually killing me and I will be laughing about it for the rest of the calendar year
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
IMPORTANT!
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
right????? since when are we outsourcing bush
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Cookabeara @cookabeara.bsky.social · 14h
what’s this what happened to home grown.
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
hold on babe let me slip into a bush that’s a little more ultimate
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
we have strayed so far from the light of the lord
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
the minute my brain starts producing serotonin on its own it is so over for you hoes
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
if it’s another musical theatre related look I am going to need at least 6 to 8 business days advance notice
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
media.tenor.com
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
so psyched for DC next week!!!! it sucks here but the presence of Butttootking will heal us
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
I repeat it to myself regularly like a Zen koan
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Gabby Toot with a Ga ✨🫧 @goldengabby.bsky.social · 14h
The way I think about it weekly
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
me: walks into the Christmas tour after seeing two BTK shows
Suzie Toot: oh not this broad again
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
I—and the entire nation of Toot—am so incredibly seated
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
HAL it’s about Saturday night. whatever happened to it
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
Comedy was invented with Adele Dazeem
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
I’m sorry but Adele Dazeem is still the funniest thing that has ever and will ever happen
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