Matt Salomone
@matthematics.com
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Associate dean, Bartlett College of Science & Math, Bridgewater State University. Mathematics enjoyer. Views mine. ¹Best known for other work. 📍 Plymouth, MA
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matthematics.com
She must be part Wichigotan
A package of uncooked “gummy bear bratwurst” which are exactly what they sound like, from Grundhofer’s Old-Fashioned Meats
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medievaliste.bsky.social
What right-wing elites are trying to do to universities reveals their total disinterest in education as not just a public good but as a *practice*. To them, college isn’t for learning; it’s a credentialing service that offers ongoing opportunities to network with other wealthy elites.
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anidealhusbando.bsky.social
don’t mess with Chicago priests named Father Dowling
richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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warren.senate.gov
For Trump, the cruelty is the point.
matthematics.com
At least it’s an ethos
matthematics.com
De-Fi is a big fat Su-Fi

and I will never again make another Dane Cook reference, I feel so dirty
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Roman statues on Twitter: “Finally, Benedict is gone and the Seat of St. Peter need not suffer any further wokeism”

Chicago Pope: “Hold my Malört”
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Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
Pope Leo XIV says 'inhuman treatment of immigrants' in the U.S. isn't 'pro-life'
Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
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matthematics.com
“Instead of recovering your account, perhaps you’d rather simply not have an account? You can just use bizarre applets other people wrote to automate their home theater-slash-brewery-slash-goon cave instead!”
matthematics.com
It’s a literal fish cake, for all we know it could be the next churu-level viral cat sensation
matthematics.com
In the future - if one exists - watching how otherwise-numerate sycophants repeated Trump's absurd >100-percent-decrease talking points will be a prime example of how authoritarianism works #numeracycounts
atrupar.com
Dr Oz: "Drugs for lung diseases are discounted massively. The president highlighted 650%. Significant discounts ... "
matthematics.com
"Good food, good fun, and a whole lotta crazy crap on the walls"
Tavern owner-cum-restauranteur Moe Szyslak wears suspenders and a red-white-vertical striped shirt, standing in a wood-wainscoted bar and grill style restaurant in his commercial where he exhorts the viewer to "Come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag".
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divbyzero.bsky.social
There's a nice article by Siobhan Roberts about the Bridges 2025 conference in Eindhoven in the NY Times. I can now say that I am in The NY Times! (A photo credit for the shot of Chaim Goodman-Strauss and Edmund Harriss,... but still!) www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/s...
Every Artist Has a Favorite Subject. For Some, That’s Math.
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matthematics.com
Maybe the real antifa was the witches we burned along the way
matthematics.com
“Just the TIP, promise” (the Tax Incentive Program)
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Me at the frogs futures market: BUY BUY BUY
matthematics.com
Has anyone seen Babish and Jack Smith in the same room
matthematics.com
The best moments in education arise from reversal of expectations
Windows XP dialog box
“Error: Task failed successfully.”
OK button
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drewmckevitt.bsky.social
Years ago I was teaching my gun history class and at the end of the quarter one of the students said that he was in the campus TPUSA chapter and they put him up to taking the class to spy on me but he felt bad about that because he loved the class and learned a lot and had a great time
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paulisci.bsky.social
A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly

🧵
matthematics.com
Wait, nine has a “thirty”???
matthematics.com
Stochastic processes dance-off in Ohio called the Cleveland Brownian Motion
visualalgebra.bsky.social
Numerical Linear Algebra event in Florida called the Tampa Bay Rayleigh quotients
syncingsinking.bsky.social
Probability Theory event in Nevada called the Las Vegas Sample Spaces