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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 11h

she hates her skelepup costume but I don’t care because she wakes me up in the middle of the night for no good reason and curls up against me when I try to sleep

a small black dog wearing a black skeleton dog costume just after barking at me

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 12h

I assume he’s running an underground liquor store at his college or putting on a musical about psychedelic socks or something

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 12h

about ten years ago, my spouse was handing out candy:

spouse: what do you say?
kid 1: trick or treat!
kid 2: trick or treat!
weird kid: underwear!

I think about that kid every year

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 13h

and hillbillies want to be called sons of the soil but it ain’t gonna happen

hmm that’s odd. usually the blood gets off at the second floor.

it’s raining again.

don’t make me run! I’m full of chocolate!

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 13h

yes! thank you!

so very very young.

mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 14h

I can relate

mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 14h

when I say I got that dawg in me

Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social · 14h

We one time bought Charlie (since gone) some PJs and he sat in the corner until we took it off.

A small terrier in monkey pajamas looking non-plussed

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 14h

hahaha I actually looked for a gif of the weird al version to post above. I was hoping for the marbles in the mouth but alas

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 14h

the whole album is engraved on my brain and I never even owned it. I remember it just being everywhere for like two solid years

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 15h

a man in a yellow and black striped shirt says here we are now entertain us .

ALT: a man in a yellow and black striped shirt says here we are now entertain us .

media.tenor.com

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 15h

Al Pacino as Scarface in a truly garish Caligula-esque marble hot tub smoking a cigar

mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 1d

🎶 with the legs off, in the saand
sneer we are now, cold command

heart shaped box, boundless bare
look on my works, and despair

ozymandias
ozymandias
ozymandias
ozymaaaaaaandiaaaaaas 🎶

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

There once was a king, Ozymand
Who bragged about all he’d command.
Trying to fill his foes with fright he
Said “Look on my works, ye mighty!”
But now it’s all trunkless legs and sand.

Pete Smith @reddite.bsky.social · 2d

I heard there was a statue tall
That sneered at folk and commanded all
But you don't really care for symbols do ya
It goes like this the feet the fist
The head that fell the aim that missed
The long lost king whose name was Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymaaaaandias

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 1d

ooh yeah, it’s been almost 30 years!

seeing elijah wood and christina ricci reunited in yellowjackets has been a delight

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 1d

until dawn (2025): decent horror flick

mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 1d

my friends and I went to see it in high school. on one hand I was very self-satisfied with us seeing a “grown up” movie but on the other hand it was … glum.

like a lot of grown up movies.

and being a grown up, it turns out

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KomproMatt @d18matt.bsky.social · 1d

Ozymand.
Ozymand.
Does whatever an Ozy can.
See his works, any size.
Commands all; the bragging kind.
Look out!
Here comes the Ozymand.

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

There once was a king, Ozymand
Who bragged about all he’d command.
Trying to fill his foes with fright he
Said “Look on my works, ye mighty!”
But now it’s all trunkless legs and sand.

Pete Smith @reddite.bsky.social · 2d

I heard there was a statue tall
That sneered at folk and commanded all
But you don't really care for symbols do ya
It goes like this the feet the fist
The head that fell the aim that missed
The long lost king whose name was Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymaaaaandias

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 1d

booooooooooooooooooooo

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 1d

and not because I’m an astros fan

I inherited a strong streak of supporting the underdog from my grandmother and I have developed a flaming disdain for the excesses of the rich and while the dodgers are something else, it dawned on me today that I’m rooting for the fellas from up north ⚾️

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 1d

tfw you suddenly realize how badly you want the dodgers to not win another freaking world series

MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 1d

The @BlueJays are coming home for Game 6 with a chance to win the #WorldSeries!

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 1d

three trees make a row

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 2d

not to mention john, paul, and george, but the point stands 😆

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 2d

you would think a journalist from a country where everyone is named harry or charles would be more careful about this kind of thing

Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 2d

www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

British newspaper spoke to the wrong DeBlasio, not an ‘imposter’

How a Long Island vintner, with the help of ChatGPT, prompted a transatlantic journalistic debacle.

www.semafor.com

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 2d

I ❤️ big sho but this picture is yowza

Sean Devine @seandevine9.bsky.social · 2d

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 2d

if I took a shot every time I said “okay” in a deposition transcript, I’d be dead before page ten

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mattitations @mattitations.bsky.social · 2d

okay but if they convert to chapter 7 liquidation, who’s gonna buy an old, brain-damaged dr. phil at auction?

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