Lennie Brisco County Jr
mburchett.bsky.social
Lennie Brisco County Jr
@mburchett.bsky.social
He/Him

Proud Owner of a 2014 Buick LaCrosse
Someone is currently crashing out over chiropractors and I give it about 20 minutes until they claim they're being bullied because they're neurodivergent.
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Still at it. Finished products. Gonna have to start a grandma union so she can get a 15 min break and sit down for a second
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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There was Frog.

“Hello, Toad,” he said. “I am very sorry to be late. I was wrapping your present.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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We'd like to see this account hit 60K followers by the end of the year, but we need your help if we're to have any chance.
We know everyone is asking for your money this month, but here's a twist: We're NOT asking you to donate in December, we're asking you to spread the word.

Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Holy Shit. Turns out the one thing that could make LinkedIn tolerable was AI
An audit partner at a 50 person firm is letting AI post on his LinkedIn and it’s posting WWE takes
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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grateful to grayson for loading the chamber on a topic i have not had the patience to write about myself currincy.substack.com/p/i-protest-...
I Protest His Protest Song, or Why Jesse Welles Is Bad—And Bad for Us
Plus an Interview with Willie Nelson
currincy.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I think the one value of social media has been showing a lot of people that went "elite" schools are fucking morons
If the US Coast Guard stops a ship in international waters and seizes their cocaine, is that a war crime? The ship has not done anything illegal. Should we prosecute the Coast Guard Captain for piracy?
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The real answer is probably Beef Tobin or Bob Belcher. But I will make an argument:
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This should probably answer most of the previous questions in the thread. youtu.be/2MFgyGxxPY0?...
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I rarely share my art. But once my wife once asked me why I was dancing in the kitchen.

It was because @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social liked one of my pinhole photos
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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My previous lead fell through, so...

Does anyone in Western Washington have an electric piano with weighted keys that they no longer use and would be willing to give away?

I have a ten year old ADHD kid whose heart is set on one for Christmas but it's not in our budget this year.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Okay. Tried out Full Clip and Fairytale Of New York on Qobuz. Sounded maybe a little bit better than Spotify HQ.

But Straight To Hell. Damn. The separation on stereo really pops. Strummer comes through clean and the synth and bass hit really nicely.

Hard song to play properly
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Stares into the middle distance.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My Coach is under federal indictment and even I look at the Clippers like "man they are messed up"
Kawhi Leonard is off to the best start of his career on by far the worst team he’s ever played for.

Amidst an unmitigated disaster of a season that feels like the end of an era, it’s time for the Clippers to trade him: www.theringer.com/2025/12/03/n...
The Clippers Have Run Out of Rock Bottoms
Los Angeles’s season has become an unmitigated disaster. It’s time to move on—and consider trading Kawhi.
www.theringer.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me when Brass In Pocket comes on when I'm doing the dishes
a woman doing push ups in front of a window with a sign that says ' yoga ' on it
Alt: a woman doing push ups in front of a window with a sign that says ' yoga ' on it
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I put this Christmas Sweater on and she hasn't moved for 90 seconds
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Today at work one of my gay coworkers asked how my Thanksgiving was.

"It was good. Just Amy and the pups and I. How was yours?"

"We did Queer Friendsgiving. Just a lot of transplants that all brought food."

"Oh. So it was Queer-nacopia?"
a teddy bear with a hula hoop around its neck is standing in front of a microphone
Alt: Fozzie Bear being yanked off stage by a shepherds hook after making a bad joke.
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Okay. I can't be the only one watching Metroid 4 videos and just keep seeing Vaginas. Right?
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"It's Christmastown" listeners when Roth drops a "Moppet" in his Defector post.
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
TFW you're a Christmas Cinema appreciator.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just fucking say American. No one has time for "USian". It even takes longer to type.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
One thing about Jane Goodall?

We do these little informational huddles at work to start the day. The day after she passed we watched a video from the 60s as she started studying primates.

And every man, woman, enby - gay or straight - was all like "damn"
One thing that will always remain a mystery about Jane Goodall is what was she doing with those primates? Was she studying them? Teaching them how to play backgammon? We may never know the answer
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM