Matt Paprocki
@mattpaprocki.bsky.social
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Home media critic @ doblu.com (https://www.patreon.com/DoBlu) Freelance games journo: Rolling Stone, Playboy, Polygon, IGN, Forbes, and many others. Game collector, home media critic, Godzilla fan, pro wrasslin' devotee.
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fantomascinema.bsky.social
I decided to have a nostalgia hit this morning and watch an episode of Ultraman (episode 23, My Home is Earth) and quickly realized it had more interesting shot setups and lighting than almost any studio movie of today.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
mattpaprocki.bsky.social
Barbara Walters would've eaten every single person in this administration alive, right on camera.
mattpaprocki.bsky.social
I just... I don't even know anymore. Yes, billionaires own the media networks, but HOW can you listen to this man utter gibberish every fucking day and not have the journalistic integrity to simply call out how none of whatever the fuck he's taking about make sense. How?
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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jlalibs.com
This CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN set from Hammer is ridiculous. Six discs, 900+ minutes of material and two books.
mattpaprocki.bsky.social
Looking at most of the reviews and such after I watched it, I realized I was the outlier. I didn't sync at all with the Aaron Taylor-Johnson stuff. Felt so generic to me. The second half was wild and was trying lots of new ideas. Hated the weird sequel bait ending though
mattpaprocki.bsky.social
Nothing against the person who runs the show - I have no idea who they are - but if I search for Nightmare on Elm Street now, instead of the movies, I get this as a result, which is useless and nonsense.
mattpaprocki.bsky.social
Random rant: Why does IMDB have pages for internet review shows? Why aren't they just posted in external reviews like all the rest? Like this one, for instance, which is apparently an episode of a YT show about how bad the Smurfs trailer is: www.imdb.com/title/tt3570...
"DazzReviews" Wow... The New Smurfs Trailer Looks AWFUL.. (TV Episode 2025) | Comedy
Wow... The New Smurfs Trailer Looks AWFUL..: With Daryl.
www.imdb.com
mattpaprocki.bsky.social
I remember the sheer jaw-dropping disappointment of playing 3 for the first time. What a disaster.
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digitaleclipse.bsky.social
We've enhanced MK4's graphics with 2x and 4x rendering modes, which give the 1997 arcade original a smooth, modern look. It's entirely optional -- run at the original resolution with the CRT filter for authenticity!
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furryfootage.bsky.social
here's a wet puppet for your Halloween enjoyment

R-Type (1987, Japan)
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banalplay.bsky.social
When your custom character appears in a cut scene
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots
mattpaprocki.bsky.social
I've bounced off RDR 1&2, most of the GTAs, etc. because the open worlds made it too difficult/frustrating to just get the main story, but for some reason, both this and Tsushima are the only two that I made sure to see EVERYTHING. They're magical in a way I can't explain away
mattpaprocki.bsky.social
That was my first genuine jaw drop in a long while. Absolutely the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen in a reality-aesthetic game
mattpaprocki.bsky.social
I'll be the first one to shout aesthetics and style over realism, but there are times where you just have to step back, look at what video games can do and just...

Fuckin' A.
A screenshot from early on in Ghost of Yotei PS5
mattpaprocki.bsky.social
Because video games are too damned long
fionnthebrave.bsky.social
Don't get me wrong, I think Yotei's speed boost flower pads are pretty and cool. But I think the real answer to the question "how do we move players through the open world faster" is to make it smaller with less dead space