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Max™
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Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal... (He/Him)
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · Jul 23
Ok fine I admit it, I'm the one taking bites out of nerf footballs
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 49m
He's literally one of the spoiled bitch rich slave owners with the bubble helmets
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 50m
Red straw hat?

RED STRAW HAT MOTHERFUCKER?

I missed that the first time I saw this as I was blown away by all the other stupidity
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 58m
Oh shit he had Thiel in it?

Should put a bomb in that fucker
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 1h
It was a low speed crash wasn't it?

He just went into a ditch in a fucking masterpiece car because he's a stupid spoiled cunt
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 1h
She's so pretty, not thought one behind those perfectly lined eyes huh?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 1h
I'm gonna feed you to badgers
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 1h
The horseman?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 1h
Technically Ace did the dying, which makes Akainu that one guy who got Jesus killed?

To be fair Pontius Pilate sounds like a one piece name
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 1h
Everything wrong with Memphis is actually due to it being in Tennessee which hates that we exist
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 1h
I saw a full grown man carried off into the sky by a swarm of mosquitos and he was never heard from again.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 1h
I've been in Memphis for 22 years and I'm always baffled at this idea that if you set foot downtown you are gonna get mugged or stabbed.

You might get a homeless guy offer to sing you a song or walk you to your destination for a couple of bucks, but the real danger downtown is the mosquitos.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 2h
What's next Pete, gonna expound on the Trinity as expressed through Minato, Naruto, and Boruto?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 2h
He rambles about Luffy being Christlike in gear 5 as though it isn't literally a sun god in setting

Though as I noted elsewhere if Luffy gets to the final poneglyph and it just reads "Christ is love" we all owe Thiel an apology.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 2h
I guess evangelion was too obvious for this dipshit?

If you want to travel less obvious routes JoJo says that Jesus was a JoJo.

But one piece?

Granted if we get to laugh tale and the one piece just says "Jesus is love" we all owe Thiel an apology.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 2h
What

Yeah I'm sure Oda was sitting around thinking "what if Jesus had toon physics powers?"
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 2h
That isn't real, it's a parody right?

It isn't possible
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 6h
What fuck why
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 6h
It should make people care less what a gigantic ambulatory turd like piers thinks about anything.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 6h
Oh Lord, I'm so sorry
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 7h
Little tiny razor fingernails are so cute and then the slicing begins ow god why my cuticle how did you even find it
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 8h
What if it's breach
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 9h
Shhhhhhhhhhut up Tyler, he doesn't mean it folks, in fact you should totally bring back Morbius for a double feature with the new Tron movie, we just forgot what day it was but we'll totally watch it if you release it again.

Promise.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 9h
This was the missing price and why he is wrongslide now, though gorgon also did but I never saw it dealt with?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · Jun 26
I bet my fiancée that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion reposts on Bluesky.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Repost away.
Fishy (handsome devil tuxedo cat) and Ruby (cute lil grey and white cat) lying on a framed stitched art thing of birds and flowers.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 11h
He did what?!?!