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Max™
@maxthyme.bsky.social
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Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal... (He/Him)
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · Jul 23
Ok fine I admit it, I'm the one taking bites out of nerf footballs
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 20m
I guess evangelion was too obvious for this dipshit?

If you want to travel less obvious routes JoJo says that Jesus was a JoJo.

But one piece?

Granted if we get to laugh tale and the one piece just says "Jesus is love" we all owe Thiel an apology.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 25m
What

Yeah I'm sure Oda was sitting around thinking "what if Jesus had toon physics powers?"
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 27m
That isn't real, it's a parody right?

It isn't possible
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 4h
What fuck why
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 4h
It should make people care less what a gigantic ambulatory turd like piers thinks about anything.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 4h
Oh Lord, I'm so sorry
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 5h
Little tiny razor fingernails are so cute and then the slicing begins ow god why my cuticle how did you even find it
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 6h
What if it's breach
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 6h
Shhhhhhhhhhut up Tyler, he doesn't mean it folks, in fact you should totally bring back Morbius for a double feature with the new Tron movie, we just forgot what day it was but we'll totally watch it if you release it again.

Promise.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 7h
This was the missing price and why he is wrongslide now, though gorgon also did but I never saw it dealt with?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · Jun 26
I bet my fiancée that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion reposts on Bluesky.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Repost away.
Fishy (handsome devil tuxedo cat) and Ruby (cute lil grey and white cat) lying on a framed stitched art thing of birds and flowers.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 8h
He did what?!?!
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 9h
Look the fact that it is a bass pro shop now makes it even more Memphis, this is not a serious place.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 9h
*very Sean Connery accent* well then, giddy up
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 9h
Maybe it needs to be rereleased in a few months?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 9h
I think they just launched it at the wrong time.

I guarantee if they wait like three months and try again it'll have way better results!
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 11h
Sure, nobody will be able to see it and that is probably for the best.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 11h
youtu.be/tIEtyAaOfpY?...
La TECHNIQUE SECRETE D' OLIVA ⎮ BAKI Hanma VS OLIVA Biscuit⎮ Baki Hanma Saison 1 ⎮ VF🇫🇷
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 12h
When I was 18 years old and dumb as a brick I found Adam obnoxious, if he wasn't on the gaming show with Lauren Fielder I would have turned the channel instantly.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 12h
People might think we'd care about Graceland, but no, only the pink palace and the pyramid.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 12h
Rest assured if anyone tried to do anything to our big stupid landmark within seconds we'd have them up to their ankles in the river, head first.
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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 20h
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 13h
Clearly they just need to re re re release morbius
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah "cut up" right, that's how he broke it, he cut it, with his knuckle swords, got it
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 22h
Gf told me she read Melania slathered him in lotions but didn't say as a baby so I got this horrible image of 6 feet of pasty slimy gangly teenager in a kiddie pool

Like something from the come to Daddy video
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