Mark (Jokerpilled)
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Mark (Jokerpilled)
@markw.bsky.social
· Nov 20
It's so important that you know above all else that I am simply hanging out
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please dont talk to me and please leave me alone. i am trying my hardest to go fuck myself and go into the woods and lie down but .
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
please dont talk to me and please leave me alone. i am trying my hardest to go fuck myself and go into the woods and lie down but .
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Wuma Nian, eight mountain scholar: a man who chases two rabbits catches neither
disciple: yoo, that shit is 10,000 lanterns illuminating heaven. i bet one day that will be an ancient chinese proverb
Wuma Nian: we just call them ancient proverbs
disciple: yoo, that shit is 10,000 lanterns illuminating heaven. i bet one day that will be an ancient chinese proverb
Wuma Nian: we just call them ancient proverbs
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Wuma Nian, eight mountain scholar: a man who chases two rabbits catches neither
disciple: yoo, that shit is 10,000 lanterns illuminating heaven. i bet one day that will be an ancient chinese proverb
Wuma Nian: we just call them ancient proverbs
disciple: yoo, that shit is 10,000 lanterns illuminating heaven. i bet one day that will be an ancient chinese proverb
Wuma Nian: we just call them ancient proverbs
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nazi guys cureent triumphalism basically boils down to "one of the stupidest most out of touch perverts in history is normalizing my beliefs"
January 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
nazi guys cureent triumphalism basically boils down to "one of the stupidest most out of touch perverts in history is normalizing my beliefs"
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How I remember KNIFE is a type of CUTLERY:
You "cut" with it.
🤯
You "cut" with it.
🤯
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 PM
How I remember KNIFE is a type of CUTLERY:
You "cut" with it.
🤯
You "cut" with it.
🤯
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Today is Quintidi the 25th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate cats.#JacobinDay
More information on cats
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate cats.#JacobinDay
More information on cats
January 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Today is Quintidi the 25th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate cats.#JacobinDay
More information on cats
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate cats.#JacobinDay
More information on cats
Uncurl now, Necktie. Your watch is at an end.
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Uncurl now, Necktie. Your watch is at an end.
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
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Where the Fuck the Function??!
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Where the Fuck the Function??!
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[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
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my handlers just added a pile of hay to my enclosure. both comfortable and stylish
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
my handlers just added a pile of hay to my enclosure. both comfortable and stylish
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asking the sandwich artist to add “rat sauce” to my sandwich
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
asking the sandwich artist to add “rat sauce” to my sandwich
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(derisively) oh, that's just Cloaca Dan
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM
(derisively) oh, that's just Cloaca Dan
#NowReading all year. Gotta catch up to today then we're in business (cc: @themountaingoats.bsky.social)
January 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
#NowReading all year. Gotta catch up to today then we're in business (cc: @themountaingoats.bsky.social)
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This cannot be the same brain that mastered the Rule Against Perpetuities
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This cannot be the same brain that mastered the Rule Against Perpetuities
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This was so obviously a coordinated effort with Chavistas trying to shore themselves up. I can't really say that people are *overreacting* to the situation, but certainly overestimating what this means elsewhere.
has it come out yet that basically maduro's people just threw open the doors and handed him to us and tales of the "flawless operation" are enormously exaggerated lies or are we still waiting on that story to drop
January 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
This was so obviously a coordinated effort with Chavistas trying to shore themselves up. I can't really say that people are *overreacting* to the situation, but certainly overestimating what this means elsewhere.
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im choosing to believe them when they say they're going to keep invading countries
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
im choosing to believe them when they say they're going to keep invading countries
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Okay I'm caught up and I get it
Finally starting Severance so now I can be hip to what everyone is always extraordinarily annoying about
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Okay I'm caught up and I get it
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man i hope the department of war puts out a badass hype video of operation fuck hammer or whatever they're calling this
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
man i hope the department of war puts out a badass hype video of operation fuck hammer or whatever they're calling this
Absolutely Movies
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Absolutely Movies