Nelly
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latenightnelly.bsky.social
This is such a hilariously specific date. It took me 3 days to look up what Palestine is
larrrrrry.bsky.social
like no offense but tons of seemingly well intentioned people have used Gaza as a substitute for a personality the last few years and it should be glaringly obviously to everyone.

signed - a guy who has been advocating for a ceasefire and hostage deal since basically October 10 2023
latenightnelly.bsky.social
Millions of young men live this when they reach maturity it’s an epidemic
latenightnelly.bsky.social
Blumhouses entire model has always openly been maximizing returns with as low cost as possible so this is insanely unsurprising
danmcdaid.bsky.social
Blum too. At least find a new way to say "it's here to stay" jfc
latenightnelly.bsky.social
They turned a worm into a detective and you people are laughing
latenightnelly.bsky.social
I accidentally went to the discover tab huge mistake
latenightnelly.bsky.social
Want to see Tim Apple testing it!!
latenightnelly.bsky.social
This was the funniest possible thing to do when he was at like the height of being an epic Twitter poster
latenightnelly.bsky.social
They’re about to tear down the Frontier terminal at JFK and they need to leave this ugly mf inside
latenightnelly.bsky.social
Can’t tell if the coffee cup is supposed to be a pants situation or if it’s the logo tactfully placed to prevent me from seeing his little donut dingus
latenightnelly.bsky.social
Why hasn’t Dunkin brought this weird freak out of retirement??
latenightnelly.bsky.social
Brother, he’s denying trans rights in a state he is currently elected to lead. Why would I possibly think he’d flip a switch and do it as president
latenightnelly.bsky.social
“This is it! Mastodon is going to happen!”
latenightnelly.bsky.social
The Trump admin has created exactly 1 new job
latenightnelly.bsky.social
Seems like a really easy slam dunk for the democrats to paint this as wasteful govt spending let’s check and see if any of them are doing so
latenightnelly.bsky.social
If Travis Kelce has any honor he’ll rip the head off Charli XcX’s boyfriend from that shitty little band
latenightnelly.bsky.social
At the present moment the only fallout from Sora Ai is a distrust of skate videos because they’re all inexplicably made with a massive fish eye layover
latenightnelly.bsky.social
He has 5’8 vibes and not an inch taller
latenightnelly.bsky.social
Look here Jack, we’re opening a big tent. Not quite big enough for the gays, immigrants, or working class but it’s gonna be big
latenightnelly.bsky.social
Ok but have you considered that if we let Trump kick a homeless person in the face enough we can win a marginal tax credit for people who graduated from an HBCU and opened a small business within 3 years?
latenightnelly.bsky.social
These people should go back to 2000s conservatism and ask themselves if conservatives believed in moral concession to attain what they have now