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Nelly
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I fuck with the ice spice SpongeBob song
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Didn’t know they named a soda after you
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Dressing as the Wicked Witch of the West to see Wicked. I am not dressed as “Elphaba”. I reject this ahistorical revisionism that seeks to victimize her. She was a criminal
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
A company posting a Thanksgiving dinner where it’s only the office workers and not the shop floor is dirty work
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I might be the only person aware they’re building a Circus Liquor in Pasadena
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If in the year of our lord 2025 you’re expecting a switch port to have the same graphic fidelity as PlayStation console releases I think you’re lost in a desperate ocean you’ll never escape
The surprise release of Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition on Switch and Switch 2 brings with it deep disappointment. While 60fps is welcome on Switch 2, both PS3 and PS4 have visual features that are missing from the port: youtu.be/2_9EQ02fVA8
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You have to work on back strength and lumbar support in case they every put you in one of these goofy ass high chairs on national tv
Reminder: this is the FBI
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Mamdani didn’t call Trump a fascist in this clip. Trump did!
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He looks uniquely fucked up from every angle they photographer him
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My family: “Global warming isn’t real. If it were we’d notice by now”

My cousin in Wilmington NC on Facebook: “80 degrees in November! Beach day😃”
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’ve been crunching the numbers. This is the most strategically advantageous way to eat a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Treat yourself to the mental image of a group of people enjoying fun banter with each other and Elon floating on the periphery trying to get people to look at his phone
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Reposted by Nelly
ultimate cool girl gift
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This seems like a fair critique of a capitalism specifically when America has created an environment where only small business owners have any agency over their income. If every working class job pays so little you can’t live off it then that is a fault of capitalism
Archetypal example is “capitalism ground me down so I quit my job and set up a small business so that I’m my own boss”. You didn’t dislike capitalism! You disliked authority!
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ah I see you’ve read Hillbilly Elegy
a left-of-center charles murray type who argues that we must stop blaming the myriad problems of southern whites on their diseased culture and instead accept that southern whites are genetically inferior
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Watching Chefs Table. The first two episodes are wonderful stories of legacy chefs explaining how much food has informed their importance of community and nourishing those around you. Then we get to an episode about an American and it’s all rugged individualism borderline fascistic greater man shit
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I briefly worked for the company that sold Shamwow right after they rebranded because they had to drop him following his arrest after he beat up a sex worker in a hotel.
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m watching a god damn movie
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Reposted by Nelly
JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Weed store art
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It’s true folks. Even wives are susceptible to fall for the machine that’s made to amplify traits that make you engage with it more
The new Turing test is whether a machine can show more empathy than the average husband
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Are you allowed to say that??!!
Kim Kardashian says the moon landing was faked, just like her ass implants.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Being such a diehard Democrat that Jon Stewart and the Podjohns are to your left
I agree with this but the white male poster of it has was a d*** to me for no reason even though I retweeted him constantly back on Twitter when I was being dogpiled by Bernie Bro, DSA-leftists.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The convenience store near my house has weed drinks you have to know about to get and it’s so badass saying let me get one of those drinks from the back I’m in the cut with them
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
At the end of the day I don’t think Trump wants to send the national guard to New York. It’s been hugely unpopular and made them look like idiots in larger cities. Not saying he wouldn’t, but it makes some sense to make nice and release some steam with whoever’s in charge there
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM