Is this a safe space?? Lmao can I show yall the way my eye looked even AFTER makeup?
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Is this a safe space?? Lmao can I show yall the way my eye looked even AFTER makeup?
Time to S H E D
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Time to S H E D
5.5/10
I am trying a Big Mac for the first time in my life
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
5.5/10
I am trying a Big Mac for the first time in my life
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I am trying a Big Mac for the first time in my life
Tried to be one of those girlies who walks the Katy Trail in just a sports bra on top. Forgot it’s 50 degrees outside. Instant regret and I look like an insane whore
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Tried to be one of those girlies who walks the Katy Trail in just a sports bra on top. Forgot it’s 50 degrees outside. Instant regret and I look like an insane whore
Honestly when my boomer mom sends me an ai-generated cat video thinking it’s real I just get kind of sad
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Honestly when my boomer mom sends me an ai-generated cat video thinking it’s real I just get kind of sad
Attorneys love to be like “I’m bad at math, that’s why I’m a lawyer 🤣” and I’m sorry but a lot of you aren’t good at being a lawyer either
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Attorneys love to be like “I’m bad at math, that’s why I’m a lawyer 🤣” and I’m sorry but a lot of you aren’t good at being a lawyer either
Started watching a British TV show on Amazon prime called Dating Naked which is basically Love Island but they’re naked the whole time and the full frontal nudity is uncensored. My husband and I call it The Dick and Balls Show
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Started watching a British TV show on Amazon prime called Dating Naked which is basically Love Island but they’re naked the whole time and the full frontal nudity is uncensored. My husband and I call it The Dick and Balls Show
Nobody tells you you can just put pumpkin pie spice in the coffee filter with the grounds when you make your coffee but it’s true, you can do that
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Nobody tells you you can just put pumpkin pie spice in the coffee filter with the grounds when you make your coffee but it’s true, you can do that
Well she did a great job and was so pretty too
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Well she did a great job and was so pretty too
Was trying to send someone “works for me!” but instead I typed “forks for we!” smh
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Was trying to send someone “works for me!” but instead I typed “forks for we!” smh
The biggest people pleaser type in my office let herself get roped into a messy matter nobody wants and got buried in work & now she’s sniveling about “I don’t like being taken advantage of this way” lol girlypop that’s what happens when you make Helpful your whole office persona
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The biggest people pleaser type in my office let herself get roped into a messy matter nobody wants and got buried in work & now she’s sniveling about “I don’t like being taken advantage of this way” lol girlypop that’s what happens when you make Helpful your whole office persona
I really thought someone put a Coors Banquet in the work fridge for a sec lol
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I really thought someone put a Coors Banquet in the work fridge for a sec lol
Was nagging my husband about securing a date to see Wicked 2 and this is how I stumbled upon his birthday surprise for me in which he rented us an entire theater to see Wicked 2 😭
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Was nagging my husband about securing a date to see Wicked 2 and this is how I stumbled upon his birthday surprise for me in which he rented us an entire theater to see Wicked 2 😭
Going back to the fridge for more green bean casserole
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Going back to the fridge for more green bean casserole
I like green bean casserole
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I like green bean casserole
I’m like if Queen Elizabeth drank Modelo with a lime
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m like if Queen Elizabeth drank Modelo with a lime
I’ve seen the original Naked Gun before but I was like 5 so I didn’t get the jokes so my husband and I are like 10 seconds into it and I already agree with it being voted the funniest movie ever or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’ve seen the original Naked Gun before but I was like 5 so I didn’t get the jokes so my husband and I are like 10 seconds into it and I already agree with it being voted the funniest movie ever or whatever
Respectfully, this is like saying “don’t Walmart my Target”
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Respectfully, this is like saying “don’t Walmart my Target”
Two bros next to me at the bar are ordering the nastiest drinks of all time, a thread:
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Two bros next to me at the bar are ordering the nastiest drinks of all time, a thread:
Someone impatiently asked me for a status update on their contract the day before thanksgiving and when I responded I got their OOO autoreply
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Someone impatiently asked me for a status update on their contract the day before thanksgiving and when I responded I got their OOO autoreply
Ohhhh we get to sign off at 3pm today? Wow that’s so generous thank you I definitely wasn’t already going to do that
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ohhhh we get to sign off at 3pm today? Wow that’s so generous thank you I definitely wasn’t already going to do that
Reposted by Karen, Esq.
As your lawyer, I advise you to post through it
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
As your lawyer, I advise you to post through it
I say “there are no stupid questions!” a lot for someone who thinks your question is soooo fucking stupid
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I say “there are no stupid questions!” a lot for someone who thinks your question is soooo fucking stupid