Time to S H E D
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Time to S H E D
Who up salting they grinch
December 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Who up salting they grinch
Well she did a great job and was so pretty too
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Well she did a great job and was so pretty too
I really thought someone put a Coors Banquet in the work fridge for a sec lol
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I really thought someone put a Coors Banquet in the work fridge for a sec lol
Going back to the fridge for more green bean casserole
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Going back to the fridge for more green bean casserole
I like green bean casserole
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I like green bean casserole
Anyway this one is actually me on there
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Anyway this one is actually me on there
You’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you 🎶
This just came on shuffle and I realized Shwayze is my generation’s Shaboozey
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This just came on shuffle and I realized Shwayze is my generation’s Shaboozey
Karen is my name; matching Joe Biden’s mouth shapes to song lyrics is my game
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Karen is my name; matching Joe Biden’s mouth shapes to song lyrics is my game
Was watching Wizard of Oz and I forgot the Cowardly Lion would come up as a jump scare lmao
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Was watching Wizard of Oz and I forgot the Cowardly Lion would come up as a jump scare lmao
Picking the three pieces of broccoli out of my sesame chicken
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Picking the three pieces of broccoli out of my sesame chicken
I opened the comments to make sure everyone was shitting on this dumbass but instead they all said “Today years old 🤯”
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I opened the comments to make sure everyone was shitting on this dumbass but instead they all said “Today years old 🤯”
When you get one satisfying haul after a big scrape >>>
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
When you get one satisfying haul after a big scrape >>>
Made one initial pass with the lint roller but this thing is immune
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Made one initial pass with the lint roller but this thing is immune
My afternoon plans are to put on a podcast and use this little tool to scrape this much cat hair off every square inch, inside and out, of a black fleece jacket
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My afternoon plans are to put on a podcast and use this little tool to scrape this much cat hair off every square inch, inside and out, of a black fleece jacket
Okay so clearly my X account will be compromised for the foreseeable future so pls contact me here on bsky!! To prove it’s really me here, here are two photos of a very Texan Horse wearing a cowboy hat
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Okay so clearly my X account will be compromised for the foreseeable future so pls contact me here on bsky!! To prove it’s really me here, here are two photos of a very Texan Horse wearing a cowboy hat
Me if I worked at a plastic surgery office
September 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Me if I worked at a plastic surgery office