Dee Lomas
@deelomas.bsky.social
A carefully curated account of political and humorous shite. Prone to outbursts about Brexit and Tory corruption
Look at you! Being kind of awake and stuff! You’re reading words and you’re probably not stabbing anyone right now!
You deserve a coffee you magnificent little sunbeam…
(My conversation with myself whilst looking in the mirror doing my hair!)
You deserve a coffee you magnificent little sunbeam…
(My conversation with myself whilst looking in the mirror doing my hair!)
January 10, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Look at you! Being kind of awake and stuff! You’re reading words and you’re probably not stabbing anyone right now!
You deserve a coffee you magnificent little sunbeam…
(My conversation with myself whilst looking in the mirror doing my hair!)
You deserve a coffee you magnificent little sunbeam…
(My conversation with myself whilst looking in the mirror doing my hair!)
I’m here for this…
😋
😋
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I’m here for this…
😋
😋
Scan for champagne or what ever you fancy…
World peace…?
Finally on our way back to San Diego after an extended vetting process for my ESTA. Normally, it pings back in under an hour. This time it was 5.5 days…
World peace…?
Finally on our way back to San Diego after an extended vetting process for my ESTA. Normally, it pings back in under an hour. This time it was 5.5 days…
January 10, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Scan for champagne or what ever you fancy…
World peace…?
Finally on our way back to San Diego after an extended vetting process for my ESTA. Normally, it pings back in under an hour. This time it was 5.5 days…
World peace…?
Finally on our way back to San Diego after an extended vetting process for my ESTA. Normally, it pings back in under an hour. This time it was 5.5 days…
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s still only 10th January and I’m already at my annual limit for shite news, shite behaviour and general arseholery…
Only 355 more days until I can say maybe next year will be different…
Only 355 more days until I can say maybe next year will be different…
January 10, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s still only 10th January and I’m already at my annual limit for shite news, shite behaviour and general arseholery…
Only 355 more days until I can say maybe next year will be different…
Only 355 more days until I can say maybe next year will be different…
I’m trying to be a more positive person every day.
For example, I’m more positive today that 99% of people are arseholes…
For example, I’m more positive today that 99% of people are arseholes…
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I’m trying to be a more positive person every day.
For example, I’m more positive today that 99% of people are arseholes…
For example, I’m more positive today that 99% of people are arseholes…
I’m opening a gym called ‘Resolutions’. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks and then it will turn into a bar for the rest of the year.
You want a membership…
You want a membership…
January 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I’m opening a gym called ‘Resolutions’. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks and then it will turn into a bar for the rest of the year.
You want a membership…
You want a membership…
Once I get to the gym, lose 20lbs, get my hair and my eyebrows done, get a new wardrobe of clothes and become mentally stable it’s gonna be all over for you bitches…
Current selfie…
Current selfie…
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Once I get to the gym, lose 20lbs, get my hair and my eyebrows done, get a new wardrobe of clothes and become mentally stable it’s gonna be all over for you bitches…
Current selfie…
Current selfie…
I’m pretty sure Fred Flintstone drove past my house this morning.
The evidence:
The evidence:
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I’m pretty sure Fred Flintstone drove past my house this morning.
The evidence:
The evidence:
My husband has complained that I don’t give him enough privacy.
At least, that’s what he said in his diary…
At least, that’s what he said in his diary…
January 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
My husband has complained that I don’t give him enough privacy.
At least, that’s what he said in his diary…
At least, that’s what he said in his diary…
Well that’s alright then. As long as you’re sending money to the richest man in the world, you can still produce vile images of (mostly) women and children in a sexually explicit ways. If you’re not paying, you can’t.
He really is a fucking prick
He really is a fucking prick
January 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Well that’s alright then. As long as you’re sending money to the richest man in the world, you can still produce vile images of (mostly) women and children in a sexually explicit ways. If you’re not paying, you can’t.
He really is a fucking prick
He really is a fucking prick
Dear America
Here in the UK we are all off to bed. Please don’t do anything else awful while we’re asleep. We just can’t take it anymore.
Yours sincerely
All Europeans
Here in the UK we are all off to bed. Please don’t do anything else awful while we’re asleep. We just can’t take it anymore.
Yours sincerely
All Europeans
January 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Dear America
Here in the UK we are all off to bed. Please don’t do anything else awful while we’re asleep. We just can’t take it anymore.
Yours sincerely
All Europeans
Here in the UK we are all off to bed. Please don’t do anything else awful while we’re asleep. We just can’t take it anymore.
Yours sincerely
All Europeans
I’m exhausted watching the news. We’ve moved seamlessly from the horrendous incident in Minneapolis yesterday straight to how the ‘British’ people (of whom I’m one) don’t want immigrants to benefit from the removal of the two child benefit cap.
Whatever the problem it’s always blamed on immigrants.
Whatever the problem it’s always blamed on immigrants.
January 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I’m exhausted watching the news. We’ve moved seamlessly from the horrendous incident in Minneapolis yesterday straight to how the ‘British’ people (of whom I’m one) don’t want immigrants to benefit from the removal of the two child benefit cap.
Whatever the problem it’s always blamed on immigrants.
Whatever the problem it’s always blamed on immigrants.
Any Minnesotans out on the streets today facing down ICE agents are truly brave individuals.
It is such an unbelievable situation that is unfolding across the USA & it just gets worse & worse.
I’m exhausted watching it & I just can’t imagine the fatigue & fear that many Americans are feeling.
It is such an unbelievable situation that is unfolding across the USA & it just gets worse & worse.
I’m exhausted watching it & I just can’t imagine the fatigue & fear that many Americans are feeling.
January 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Any Minnesotans out on the streets today facing down ICE agents are truly brave individuals.
It is such an unbelievable situation that is unfolding across the USA & it just gets worse & worse.
I’m exhausted watching it & I just can’t imagine the fatigue & fear that many Americans are feeling.
It is such an unbelievable situation that is unfolding across the USA & it just gets worse & worse.
I’m exhausted watching it & I just can’t imagine the fatigue & fear that many Americans are feeling.
So I’ve seen this round neck oversized sweater by a famous designer and, although it’s gorgeous, I can’t bring myself to pay the price being asked. I honestly could make it exactly myself…but is that ethically the right thing to do? Sigh…
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
So I’ve seen this round neck oversized sweater by a famous designer and, although it’s gorgeous, I can’t bring myself to pay the price being asked. I honestly could make it exactly myself…but is that ethically the right thing to do? Sigh…
Whilst I finished sewing up the giraffe sweater, a lovely Irish stew with dumplings was slowly cooking in the oven.
I may be a proper little #susiehomemaker deep down!
Anyway…it’s the weather for this sort of comfort food!
I may be a proper little #susiehomemaker deep down!
Anyway…it’s the weather for this sort of comfort food!
January 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Whilst I finished sewing up the giraffe sweater, a lovely Irish stew with dumplings was slowly cooking in the oven.
I may be a proper little #susiehomemaker deep down!
Anyway…it’s the weather for this sort of comfort food!
I may be a proper little #susiehomemaker deep down!
Anyway…it’s the weather for this sort of comfort food!
I’ve finally finished this sweater for my grandson - it’s always the making up that I put off and it’s never as bad as I think it’s going to be.
Anyway, I love it!
Anyway, I love it!
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I’ve finally finished this sweater for my grandson - it’s always the making up that I put off and it’s never as bad as I think it’s going to be.
Anyway, I love it!
Anyway, I love it!
I just read that it takes three sheep to make one jumper.
I didn’t even know they could knit…
I didn’t even know they could knit…
January 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I just read that it takes three sheep to make one jumper.
I didn’t even know they could knit…
I didn’t even know they could knit…
Would Europe go to war over an invasion of Greenland.
I’m old enough to remember when the UK sent a fleet of warships 8,000 miles across the open ocean to defend an island of penguins and sheep. And I’m also honest enough to admit I had zero clue where the Falkland Islands even were at that time…
I’m old enough to remember when the UK sent a fleet of warships 8,000 miles across the open ocean to defend an island of penguins and sheep. And I’m also honest enough to admit I had zero clue where the Falkland Islands even were at that time…
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Would Europe go to war over an invasion of Greenland.
I’m old enough to remember when the UK sent a fleet of warships 8,000 miles across the open ocean to defend an island of penguins and sheep. And I’m also honest enough to admit I had zero clue where the Falkland Islands even were at that time…
I’m old enough to remember when the UK sent a fleet of warships 8,000 miles across the open ocean to defend an island of penguins and sheep. And I’m also honest enough to admit I had zero clue where the Falkland Islands even were at that time…
When I was growing up I thought my mum was always annoyed for no good reason and now look at me…
Always Annoyed Jr!
Always Annoyed Jr!
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
When I was growing up I thought my mum was always annoyed for no good reason and now look at me…
Always Annoyed Jr!
Always Annoyed Jr!
How long does it take a dog to attack?
German shepherd: 4 seconds
Doberman: 3 seconds
Rottweiler: 2 seconds
Tan Labrador: 8-10 business days…
German shepherd: 4 seconds
Doberman: 3 seconds
Rottweiler: 2 seconds
Tan Labrador: 8-10 business days…
a dog is sitting on a bed with its eyes closed and a person standing behind it .
ALT: a dog is sitting on a bed with its eyes closed and a person standing behind it .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
How long does it take a dog to attack?
German shepherd: 4 seconds
Doberman: 3 seconds
Rottweiler: 2 seconds
Tan Labrador: 8-10 business days…
German shepherd: 4 seconds
Doberman: 3 seconds
Rottweiler: 2 seconds
Tan Labrador: 8-10 business days…
Anyone out there experiencing delays beyond the 72 hours it can take for a USA ESTA approval?
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Anyone out there experiencing delays beyond the 72 hours it can take for a USA ESTA approval?
Never give your printer hints that you’re in a rush.
They can smell fear…
They can smell fear…
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Never give your printer hints that you’re in a rush.
They can smell fear…
They can smell fear…
My body creaks so much my doctor just wrote me a prescription for WD-40!
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
My body creaks so much my doctor just wrote me a prescription for WD-40!
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
IM LIVID
IM LIVID
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
IM LIVID
IM LIVID
I’ve just burnt my tongue drinking hot chocolate.
A gin and tonic would never have done that to me.
Fvck dry January…
A gin and tonic would never have done that to me.
Fvck dry January…
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I’ve just burnt my tongue drinking hot chocolate.
A gin and tonic would never have done that to me.
Fvck dry January…
A gin and tonic would never have done that to me.
Fvck dry January…