Dee Lomas
@deelomas.bsky.social
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A carefully curated account of political and humorous shite. Prone to outbursts about Brexit and Tory corruption
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A gang has been caught making counterfeit Kipling Bakewell tarts

Police say they are exceedingly good fakes…
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Tbh, we haven’t had one good coffee since we went under the channel! Not one. Quelle surprise…
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I had Paris Brest for breakfast this morning (not a euphemism!) and honestly, there’s no coming back from that, is there?
a donut covered in powdered sugar sits on a plate
ALT: a donut covered in powdered sugar sits on a plate
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Dessert…I’m not gonna say no!
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I can be summed up in two words:

EASILY DISTRAC…
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My husband and I have decided we don’t want children.

We’ll be telling them tonight at dinner…
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Staggeringly, Jenrick is a qualified solicitor.

And married to the daughter of Holocaust survivors…and we all know what happened to Jews (and dissidents) when Hitler turned the German judiciary into political puppets.

So shame SHAME on him.
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We have an independent judiciary in this country. Robert Jenrick wants puppet judges.

The Conservative Party once believed in the rule of law and our shared British values - no longer.
Robert Jenrick holds up a judges wig like a puppet during his speech to the Conservative Party Conference.
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I think you’re one of my very faves on here, Holly and I’m so happy I’ve connected with you.
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If you’re looking for sunshine look no further than my account.

I am a fvcking ray of sunshine in an otherwise dreary feckin world.

You’re welcome

☀️
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I’m here in my very happy place - Eygalières in Provence and I might have drunk a bit too much rose.

Anyway, in other news I’m speaking French like a native and using fvck likes it’s a comma!

I think they love me… 😜
deelomas.bsky.social
I’m here in my very happy place - Eygalières in Provence and I might have drunk a bit too much rose.

Anyway, in other news I’m speaking French like a native and using fvck likes it’s a comma!

I think they love me… 😜
deelomas.bsky.social
Make no mistake - not one defection to Reform is about policy or leadership. It’s about hanging on for all it’s worth to the prospect of a job. These defectors - no matter which party they are coming from - have all the fvcking morals and principles of an alley cat!

news.sky.com/story/politi...
Politics latest: 20 Tory councillors defect to Reform - as Jenrick defends 'didn't see another white face' comment
20 Tory councillors have announced they are defecting to Reform today. It comes on day three of the Conservatives' annual conference in Manchester. Meanwhile, shadow justice secretary Robert Jenrick h...
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Everyone’s chasing Reform voters, now polling at 34%. But why is no major party appealing to the rest, the clear majority that Reform can never beat?

What a paradox of modern British politics, a system that rewards fear of a minority more than faith in the majority.
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Robert Jenrick was so offended by the thought of children asylum seekers being less scared when cartoon pictures were painted on wallls of an immigration centre that he ordered them painted over- when you can treat children in that way you are not a good person. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023...
Robert Jenrick has cartoon murals painted over at children’s asylum centre
Paintings were considered too welcoming at Kent centre for lone children arriving in UK
www.theguardian.com
deelomas.bsky.social
Have you dated a man?

You may be entitled to compensation…
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What worries me about this speech by Trump is that the vast majority of serving US military are very conservative. I know this because I spend a lot of time in America and specifically, I spend a lot of time on Coronado Island - home to one of the largest US naval bases at 57,000 acres.
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Just a fucking disgrace that any president would say this to active duty military. But I expect it from this asshole, who has never respected the apolitical military tradition we’ve had since Washington. No, what’s more disgraceful is the silence of Republican vets in Congress.
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Unless, of course, you’re an uneducated right wing cvnt yourself and you’d rather fvck up everybody’s life including your own because you’re fucking twat.
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Look at who wants us to leave the ECHR. If it’s right wing extremists you know that the majority of the people in this country won’t benefit.
Wake up for Christ’s sake and stop sleepwalking towards your own demise.
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I’ve got an idea Kemi and Keir - instead of trying to outfvck the fvckery of Reform or Trump, why don’t you try sone unification policies, some nice words and an opportunity to bring back hope?

Or is that asking too much?
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seemed to be struggling to find her words. After a pause, she looked up and said, “Sorry but it’s really hard to read my mother’s handwriting…”
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When my daughter finished high school, she had to give a speech. She began reading from her prepared notes: I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she’s had on my life. She is a shining example of parenthood.
She then stopped and the audience thought she was going to cry as she
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I just bought that new Rick Astley board game.

No instructions. Just says on the box: You know the rules and so do I