Max™
@maxthyme.bsky.social
Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal...
(He/Him)
(He/Him)
Does it make you uncomfortable, Geordi?
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Does it make you uncomfortable, Geordi?
Ok but I'll have to start up real quick before I can stop
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Ok but I'll have to start up real quick before I can stop
Even if they did, tell them to fuck off and try to enforce their ruling
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Even if they did, tell them to fuck off and try to enforce their ruling
The geoguesser guy amazes and terrifies me
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The geoguesser guy amazes and terrifies me
Anyway, here's wonderland
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Anyway, here's wonderland
You walk in and everything seems normal until you try to walk back out and discover it's an event horizon shaped like a house and you can't even warn the person you see walking up to stop
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
You walk in and everything seems normal until you try to walk back out and discover it's an event horizon shaped like a house and you can't even warn the person you see walking up to stop
Oh that's an SCP right there and not one of the nice or funny or strange ones
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Oh that's an SCP right there and not one of the nice or funny or strange ones
It's the gas from your ass
It's the toot from your boot
It's the toot from your boot
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It's the gas from your ass
It's the toot from your boot
It's the toot from your boot
How many Legos did the banana take? I haven't even seen most of those pieces.
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
How many Legos did the banana take? I haven't even seen most of those pieces.
Hey everybody come join this contest I already won!
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Hey everybody come join this contest I already won!
*Odo rises and spreads his arms, raising an eyebrow at Hilldog*
*Hillary raises an eyebrow and unzips the front of her pantsuit before shedding it in one motion*
*Odo looks confused*
"It's a onepiece."
*Hillary raises an eyebrow and unzips the front of her pantsuit before shedding it in one motion*
*Odo looks confused*
"It's a onepiece."
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
*Odo rises and spreads his arms, raising an eyebrow at Hilldog*
*Hillary raises an eyebrow and unzips the front of her pantsuit before shedding it in one motion*
*Odo looks confused*
"It's a onepiece."
*Hillary raises an eyebrow and unzips the front of her pantsuit before shedding it in one motion*
*Odo looks confused*
"It's a onepiece."
It is only through sheer force of will I was able to avoid spitting cereal all over the room after reading this.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
It is only through sheer force of will I was able to avoid spitting cereal all over the room after reading this.
I'm not grateful for it
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm not grateful for it
Yeah it's pretty bad this time
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Yeah it's pretty bad this time
Instructions unclear my are grateful form stuck in lung please advise
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Instructions unclear my are grateful form stuck in lung please advise
Home and fire and auto and shit are generally less bad, the entire health insurance industry needs to be shut down, it adds nothing of value to society while extracting money to make turds like that CEO who got whacked rich.
Life insurance is pretty sketchy too.
Life insurance is pretty sketchy too.
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Home and fire and auto and shit are generally less bad, the entire health insurance industry needs to be shut down, it adds nothing of value to society while extracting money to make turds like that CEO who got whacked rich.
Life insurance is pretty sketchy too.
Life insurance is pretty sketchy too.
Yeah, and the insurance industry has actively killed any aspects of said decency, I'm talking about 20 years ago here, there is no way things have gotten better and you can see because of all the lobbying done to cripple the ACA before it even got out of the gate.
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Yeah, and the insurance industry has actively killed any aspects of said decency, I'm talking about 20 years ago here, there is no way things have gotten better and you can see because of all the lobbying done to cripple the ACA before it even got out of the gate.
Honesty has nothing to do with the insurance industry.
I'm not kidding when I said learning about it made me feel like dying, I spiraled hard and took months to recover from the idea that people were fine with the idea of scamming people by selling them bad plans just to make money.
I'm not kidding when I said learning about it made me feel like dying, I spiraled hard and took months to recover from the idea that people were fine with the idea of scamming people by selling them bad plans just to make money.
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Honesty has nothing to do with the insurance industry.
I'm not kidding when I said learning about it made me feel like dying, I spiraled hard and took months to recover from the idea that people were fine with the idea of scamming people by selling them bad plans just to make money.
I'm not kidding when I said learning about it made me feel like dying, I spiraled hard and took months to recover from the idea that people were fine with the idea of scamming people by selling them bad plans just to make money.
So you're stuck in a block of crystal now?
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
So you're stuck in a block of crystal now?
But doesn't that tempt you to mess with him?
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
But doesn't that tempt you to mess with him?