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Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal...
(He/Him)
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How about an artifact platinum mace named The Crew of Day?
The item description of an artifact weapon in dwarf fortress, in this case it is a platinum mace named The Crew of Day, it is garishly decorated and an craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It has a list of fourteen notable kills featuring dragons, rocs, and other assorted beasts plus forty nine other kills.
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Made this nearly 20 years ago now.
A Xeelee Nightfighter resembling a black sycamore seed floats in front of colorful nebula.
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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A genius guy from Powers (2015) asking Deena Pilgrim if she knows he can make himself orgasm just by running warm water on the palm of his hand.
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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A kneeling cartoon person is looking at their phone crying over cuteness before hugging the phone and crying more.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Allison from kill six billion demons with a speech bubble indicating she is saying the quoted post.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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The guy saying something bizarre at a drive through meme with the speech bubble like he's saying the post this is a reply to.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Can anyone explain what the hell this is supposed to be?
A mysterious section of an ai generated floor plan, this is a top view but looks kinda like a closet but it is also at the southeastern corner of the house?
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Wat
A mysterious section of an ai generated floor plan, this is a top view but looks kinda like a closet but it is also at the southeastern corner of the house?
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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A group of people dressed like the Muppet Beaker on a street, one seems to be a Goth Beaker standing near another pointing at the photographer while in the foreground one is blurred and looks like they are coming to kick said photographers ass.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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A caterpillar with a speech bubble saying the quoted skeet
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I've been using my janky ass free weights and pull-up bar and yoga mat and I hate situps so much still but it is nice being able to do like a billion of them and fit into your old jeans.
My janky ass weights featuring two chunks of wood from the porch, two ten pound plates on each, plus a pair of two and a half pound plates on the other, held in place by two bar clamps.
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Cheers!
A slice of apple pie on a plate with crumbs from the other piece that was on there.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Nominally I got two pieces, one for me, one for gf, but she made the mistake of eating stuffing and sweet potatoes and green bean casserole and turkey while I just had (really good this year) turkey and my slice of pie... plus about half of hers.
A slice of apple pie looking nervous as I just ate their sibling in front of them and am eyeing it hungrily.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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A man is leaning over to inform President dubya about the 9/11 attacks and dubya looks confused as always
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Magus from The Power Fantasy explaining that his power is to know shit, like he knows pi, not to whatever places, all of it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A stick figure starting to raise their finger and comment before changing their mind
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager being shown this article on a phone and looking disgusted
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager being shown this article on a phone and looking disgusted
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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A cartoon character looking horrified at the computer before turning and looking horrified at his own erection
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager being shown this post and looking disgusted
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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It's Always Sunny screenshot with them looking at a picture of George Washington and a caption saying "I've had enough of this dude."
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Could be worse/weirder:
A collage of a big pear shaped sweetheart of a cat named Reggie drinking out of the toilet while kneading the air and purring like a weirdo
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I dragged gf and her mom outside because we're in Memphis and this might be the only time they ever get to see Aurora in person.
The aurora visible in Memphis was mostly just a pink glow but there was some structure visible
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Literally had a hunch to go check and had to grab gf/her mom to come see.
The soft pink glow of Aurora visible in Memphis tn with some structure showing Same sky ten minutes later
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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I'm in Memphis, took those a few minutes apart
The soft pink glow of Aurora visible in Memphis tn with some structure showing The same patch of sky with no Aurora visible
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM