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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 7h

no power (but big brain) and she still won

summer maruzensky with 1200 speed, 649 stamina, 588 power, 316 guts, and 751 wit. She has A ranks in medium, turf, and front runner. skills are:

A kiss for courage (level 4)
Angling & Scheming
Non-standard Distance O
Firm Conditions O
Swinging Maestro
Homestretch Haste
Unrestrained
Front Runner Savvy OO
Triple 7's
Groundwork

sam @maybury.bsky.social · 8h

fuck yeah!!!! my smaru doesn't have S medium or a second gold recovery so I didn't think I'd be able to qualify for group A, but now I at least have another day or so to try and build a better smaru. shout-out to my debuffers for going incredibly hard and making sure my smaru can trigger angling

Group A qualifier result screen for the Umamusume leo cup

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chris xu @chrysaora.bsky.social · 1d

Was honored to help @chana.bsky.social edit this deep dive compilation of Curtis Sliwa lore gathered over weeks. There is so much jaw-dropping material, we simply could not bear to make it shorter than 76 slides.

I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa

docs.google.com

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 1d

twenty baked potato please

Carlos Estrada @ctothelos77.bsky.social · 1d

What's gonna be on your thanksgiving plate?

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 2d

shohei otani is distracted because he’s training his umamusume aces for the upcoming leo cup in between innings. he has a decent oguri cap but keeps missing groundwork sparks on his summer maru runs which as we all know is very frustrating

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 3d

unfortunately you go straight from locktober into no nut november

sam @maybury.bsky.social · 5d

a crowd of vocaloid concert-goers with glow sticks in hands all chanting in unison "Yel-low-one!! Yel-low-one!!", drawn by shen

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 6d

might build a 3rd debuffer instead of continuing to fail at making a viable ace for leo cup

Umamusume Details for my latest Nice Nature. She has 1200 Wit & 8 debuff skills including her 2 gold debuffs. Any horse who dares race against her might as well skip the pain & humiliation of dying at her hands and just check themselves in at the glue factory.

Umamusume Details for my most recent Air Groove. She has 1100 Wit & 9 debuff skills, including dazzling disorientation. She will make sure that any horses who survived nice nature also perish and die in a fiery wreck.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 7d

Moving right won’t help the Democrats win elections. Moving left won’t help the Democrats win elections. The only thing that will help is moving down. It’s time for the Democrats to become the party of molemen

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 7d

Back on my bullshit*

*reading an entire book in one sitting instead of working on work tasks while at work

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 7d

though I guess the palm would be the roof of the mouth in this case

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 7d

surely it's the side of the thumb & index finger

a hand with "lipstick" (digitally added) along the rim of the area between the index finger and thumb, held horizontally and in a loosely closed fist so that the lipstick appears to form a slightly agape mouth. two eyes have been doodled above the lips, giving the face a vacant stare.

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 10d

this post has done more damage to my psyche than all other Louvre posts combined

like what the fuck do you mean one hour old cock???? huh?? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 10d

my body is a 3 wick candle that god left burning unattended

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 13d

perhaps this?

Eremmophila auteonotata, a dark black wasp whose abdomen is connected by a long, thin section.

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 13d

good news: I don’t have cervical cancer! bad news: I wrote a short film about it. and to make things even worse, I launched a crowdfunding campaign to try and make it a real short film. GIRLIE is live at girlieshort.com. “check it out”????

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 14d

I thought aws was supposed to be pretty ubiquitous but I have not encountered even 1 example of this supposedly massive outage and I basically spend all day online

sam @maybury.bsky.social · 14d

this occlupanid, Dinonexus gigantus, was found in the cup cabinet at my workplace. It was used to hold a stack of cups inside of their plastic sleeve, but may have originated elsewhere. Nonetheless this discovery may provide insight into the natural habitat of this species, which remains mysterious.

Dinonexus gigantus, a large occlupanid in the family tridentidae.

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 16d

I hate the gapey slut power outlets at the airport like why the hell can't you just grip my charger so that it doesn't fall out every 2 minutes?

sam @maybury.bsky.social · 20d

if my group chats ever leaked the worst thing I think you could find are my cancelable food opinions. maybe some Luigi glazing but even then it's not anything beyond what I'd post on main

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 20d

ah fuck. rip :(

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 27d

so apparently blue sky does in fact use your images to train AI (they'll try and be sneaky and say *they* don't train it, but they *do* give the images over to a 3rd party)

so uh just a heads up in case you plan on posting your art here. I'd recommend not doing so.

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 27d

spoken word!

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · Oct 3

the aforementioned freak in context

Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · Oct 3

Panel 1: An alien woman with green skin, red spiky hair, and a yellow jumpsuit with holes on the shoulders and a white 'spade' pattern on the top, is crossing his arms and has her eyes closed and her brow furrowed in frustration. She says "Why is it that whenever there's a fictional alien species..."

Panel 2: She uncrosses her arms and leans and gestures to the side with them, continuing to say "Only the MALE looks like an actual ALIEN."

Panel 3: She places her hands on her hips and looks forward angrily, and says "The FEMALE just looks like a CUTE HUMAN GIRL!"

Panel 4: Shen is a what looks like a green tardigrade with a little red helicopter that it's using to suspend itself in the air, wearing pants on its last 2 limbs of the same colorscheme as the alien girl. He says "Sis I don't exactly wanna look like this either."

sam @maybury.bsky.social · Oct 3

you gotta do 9 of these 9-9-9 boxes. they're calling it the 9-9-9-9 challenge

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Oct 3

doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had

post from reddit: The Phillies are offering a 9-9-9 challenge of hot dogs and beers for the postseason. The dogs are slider sized and the beers look to be about 4-8 ounces at most

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