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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 12m

The OU reaction show is going to be hilarious

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 6h

I asked if it was in Alabama or Mississippi. It said no and then it was Mississippi State

Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 18h

Baseball is fun. It's way more fun when your team isn't playing.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 1d

The ability to skate is not important in beer league hockey

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 1d

I'll never forgive the Utah car dealership for playing this so many times as their jingle with their name inserted that their version is burned into my brain.

Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 1d

onetwothreeFOURfive sixseveneightNINEten eleventwelve

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 1d

More people need to watch Klaus so that more of you can understand when I say that they rang the battle bell you know what I'm saying.

John @johnbull.wtf · 1d

I love expanding the thought on this, like... a war is happening.... and the mayor walked by and was like, "

hey ya'll! we have to stop for a few hours, Kristi Noem is coming and we don't want her to know what's happening. So no War on Tuesday 2:00 - 3:00 pm, ok?"

Angry Byrd @tylerbigbyrd.bsky.social · 2d

The streets were cleared to hide the war?

Jfc she is insane

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 1d

You're missing a key part of the name of the church in here. It just says Church of Latter Day Saints, which is missing the main thing in the name. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 2d

I forgot one of my classes required a daily reading journal to be turned in on the last day of class. I stayed up all night typing 20 pages of a reading journal of a book I did not read. Got a B on it.

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 2d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 2d

I could watch this a thousand times.

James G @orth.ca · 2d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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James G @orth.ca · 2d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 2d

This is the best research any journalist has done in years.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d

Too Close for Comfort - College Sweatshirt Heaven - Commish looks at the 1980s TV show and does a deep analytical dive into all 129 episodes where the main character wore so many different college sweatshirts.

sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/too-close-...

Too Close for Comfort - College Sweatshirt Heaven

College Sweatshirt Heaven - Commish looks at the show 1980s TV Too Close for Comfort and does a deep analytical drive into the show with so many different college sweatshirts.

sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 3d

Same for OKC for me. I live in the shadow realm.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 3d

Trying to solve life's mysteries. Like is it ok if I make myself lunch at 9:55 AM?

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 3d

The most accurate thing about this map is that OKC exists in the shadow dimension between realities.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 3d

"Welcome to 48 consecutive days of football"

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 3d

There's a lot of technically football out there. But as all Sickos know. "All football is good football"

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 3d

I'm a Hawaiian pizza lover. I'd never consider eating a deep dish version of that. You need some kind of spiced meat in there. Pepperoni or sausage or something.

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