🐸 Mel Comes to Frogtown 🐸
@melibean.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ Trans🏳️‍⚧️. She/Her. 35 PDX Hipster Trash. I draw eyeball monsters and geek out over pinball, anthology horror and pro wrestling. Taller in person Always smells good Shigeru Miyamoto won’t leave my house gf of @midnightmasseffect.bsky.social 💙 🔞
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melibean.bsky.social
I didn’t read the terms of service on the last switch update and now Shigeru Miyamoto is naked in my house breaking all of my old PlayStation games and shouting lewd and vulgar things at me and legally I just have to let him do it.
melibean.bsky.social
I really appreciate that.

Thank you 🙏
melibean.bsky.social
You know she loves you when she uses your deck
melibean.bsky.social
I like being the tranny that draws eyeballs

It’s my favorite thing to be
A ballpoint pen drawing of an elaborate eyeball creature. A framed ballpoint pen drawing of an elaborate eyeball creature
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nhathanielh.bsky.social
18 years ago today:
nhathanielh.bsky.social
Surfer Sting, Crow Sting, Wolfpac Sting, Main Event Mafia Sting; meet Vato Sting #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼
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nhathanielh.bsky.social
since @realtaz.bsky.social is here, here’s that one time he played Final Fantasy X-2 #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️
melibean.bsky.social
Can’t believe this needs to be said but don’t shine lasers at helicopters.

It’s most likely a commercial pilot or life flight and you’re not shooting ICE down from the sky like a space invader you’re just giving them your direct location so they can turn you in to the FAA.

Don’t be a mark.
melibean.bsky.social
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SASKATCHEWAN!!

A stack of pancakes
melibean.bsky.social
That’s such a fun show.

I used to watch it at work all the time.
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alsvid.bsky.social
#HOMELESSSKY

People talk about how "homeless people are like zombies" and call us walking dead and whatnot, but no one talks about how the process of becoming homeless slices your whole personhood away, piece by piece, until you are left with just the bare shell of what made you _yourself_.
synapsid.bsky.social
not much of me left at this point
melibean.bsky.social
At least when Cats bombed it wasn’t on a hospital
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
This's dumb if you don't like Juno's posts you can block or mute her, she's not doing anything wrong that deserves getting her posts basically turned off except for those who know how to shut off the stupid spam label filter

spam. oh you mean how this place brags about being able to share your work
junoryleejournalism.com
I am being targeted by @bsky.app for asking about the safety of myself and other trans users

@tylerfromtheinternet.com
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
@mayawest.online
@gorl.gay
@dell.bsky.social
@ianboudreau.com
@frecksandframes.fans

i am a transgender journalist and should be allowed to ask ?'s
my entire accont is spam now
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hard-drive.net
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
melibean.bsky.social
I’ve been out of the house half an hour and I’ve only had 2 strange men try to get me into their car.

Being a woman rules
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melibean.bsky.social
Rat update.

Got two in the ground.

Properly buried with nice little headstones.
A rat grave.

A brick with an angel picture propped up against it A rat grave.

A brick with an angel picture propped up against it
melibean.bsky.social
Hanger said “no not that kind!”