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Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire. Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really) Love to read and make people smile. (really) #transgender #bluewave
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · Nov 13
Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️‍⚧️
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 58m
It's Saturday night, time to be a Wonder Woman and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1h
“Why didn’t democrats stop this from happening?”
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1h
OCTOBER 18th
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1h
Y'know, I believe I would let you into my blanket fort and share my Oreos with you. Even if you forgot the password.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1h
[sign in hawk's kitchen]
EAT PREY, LOVE
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1h
America would like a different president.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1h
Artist: Matt Davies
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1h
My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I’m not sure if I’m going to bed, or to Walmart.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1h
My dentist said I needed a couple of implants, and I was like: "Damn, I know they’re small, but that’s a little harsh."
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1h
One day, someone will see me eating a rotisserie chicken with both hands in my parked car & think, "That's her. She's the one."
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17h
New characters have been unlocked!!!
The army of ANTIFA is growing!!! All hail the heroes!!!
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17h
Rank the piles of Trick or Treating loot from best to worst. 😎
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 19h
Mike Johnson will do anything to avoid swearing in Representative-Elect Adelita Grijalva (AZ) and releasing the Epstein Files.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 19h
I can’t believe we live in a country where immigrants are hated more than pedophiles.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15d
If the Aliens and Jurassic Park franchises taught us anything it's that no matter how sure you are that the creature won't break containment the creature WILL break containment. Same as elections.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 20h
MAGA wants you to be sad when one of their guys dies, but no, they are not interested in providing higher quality guys.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
"Goddamit Portland!" 🤣
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Them: "You're already seeing someone else?!"
Me: "Yes, there was a waiting line."
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
www.fox4news.com/news/dallas-...
Dallas community reacts to Abbott's threat against rainbow crosswalks
Dallas could lose state funding if rainbow crosswalks and other similar displays are not painted over. The Texas Department of Public Transportation said cities must remove street art with “political ...
www.fox4news.com
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Someone asked me if I was ready for the fall and honestly it took me a second to realize they were talking about the season and not the collapse of society.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
The problem with people like this is that they are so stupid, they have no idea how stupid they are.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
If you have a pet carrier at the airport it’s my right to peek in like, "who’s that?" 🥰
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Literally...
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Trump's America
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
"I'll fuck of. You wait here."
(reverse psychology)
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