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I'm almost always able to guess who's back before Eminem tells me (it's Shady)
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Website labeled this "Self-Harm" because of the (Sports post), it didn't even look at the picture
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If I was a supervillain I'd name myself "sword master" but actually I'd use a gun. It'd only work once, but by golly would it work.
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whenever a bigger account follows me I try to post a bit worse for a bit
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yeah sure I'll take that check
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What should I cook with the 2 pounds of great northern beans I bought on impulse without knowing what I'd cook them for
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heard there may be a few communists on the bluesky app
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please stop posting about your amazing patriotic balls of glory
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bluesky is doomed unless we can get congress to pass legislation regulating big accounts
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A sad day for fans of either dance pop or pedophilia.
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Honestly I just don't like it when people use rationality as a justification for someone's actions. "This person is a rational agent, so what they did was rational, and because it was rational, that's why they did it". Very circular.
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I would never follow an account
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Destructicus is one of the better Marvel villains, in my opinion. Very well fleshed out.
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My new labeler which asks generative AI for a label, then discards that label and instead flips a coin, should have been the compromise position that left everyone happy. And yet...
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Japanese sea captains are only allowed to marry Japanese citizens. This is one of the three major reasons I am not yet a success. Along with, of course, my troublesome uncle who broods in Malta with his confidants, and the bad blood my role in the 2008 financial crash caused.
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"It's only happening because I'm hearing about it. If I stop hearing about it, it will stop happening"

hmm, wonder if there's a term used to describe people whose perception of the world is inextricably tied to how they personally feel about sonething
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Unbelievably naive placement of Kingler here.
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They should make a story about a shy girl who loves to sing but is just kind of mediocre at it.