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Mike Suszek

@mikesuszek.bsky.social

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By day: Digital marketing for a museum | By night: Playdate indie game dev and football dork | All the time: Big dumb idiot

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2m

While I have you all here shouldn’t it be pronounced “mah-REEN-ers?”

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4m

It really boils down to: “who’s on first”

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 5m

Grumbling when down to my last life in my first smash bros tournament:

Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 2h

Should be illegal to take Kirby out here.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 7m

Low key rooting for this to get to the 15th inning. That’s when they let the real tigers loose.

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 19m

I love that game, especially when I stack jokers with pair multipliers early on

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 21m

But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 25m

Isn’t it crazy that human brains can do something like track a ball and figure out where it’s going to the point where the crowd in the area it’s going to land will stand up and get ready to catch it and the fielder will stop running because he knows he can’t get to it?
Anyway, I’m very tired.

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 23m

Poetry.

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Scott Biggs @scottbiggs.bsky.social · 24m

No running out the clock. No kneeling down. You must throw the ball over the plate or you will lose. It’s fantastic.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 28m

You’re gonna stay up and you’re gonna like it

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 28m

Dude I don’t even really care about baseball these days, but god I love playoff sports

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 30m

There, now that entire sequence doesn’t matter and we’re all one inning closer to death

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 33m

Kinda looked like index finger > bat > rest of hand to me but idk

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 46m

Was the Dingler there

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 29d

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 59m

I seriously say “oh god yes” in my head whenever I hear Buck on TV

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 8h

*rubs lamp*

Genie: I’ll give you three wishes

Me: what’s the catch

Genie: you have to finish first

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 23h

[following some light googling] no, that’s not what confirmation bias means

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

Crazy taxi but you have to dodge cyclists and people yelling at you about walkable cities

Really all my ideas are crazy taxi based

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

Crazy taxi with ride shares

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1d

I like how we’re getting “jet set radio but you’re a train”, “tony hawk but you’re a demon” and “ready 2 rumble but you’re a muppet.” Let’s see what else we got. Power Stone with bug girls. Bass Fishing with homosexuals. Shenmue for Goths.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

Weird seeing your high school nickname driving around town

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2d

You should be allowed to tell one person at your job to fuck off. You get one fuck off pass per quarter. Yes, they roll over. Imagine heading into the holidays with two fuck off passes.

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2d

She JB’d on my Pritzker til I—