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Mike Suszek

@mikesuszek.bsky.social

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By day: Digital marketing for a museum | By night: Playdate indie game dev and football dork | All the time: Big dumb idiot

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1h

[following some light googling] no, that’s not what confirmation bias means

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 7h

Crazy taxi but you have to dodge cyclists and people yelling at you about walkable cities

Really all my ideas are crazy taxi based

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 7h

Crazy taxi with ride shares

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 7h

I like how we’re getting “jet set radio but you’re a train”, “tony hawk but you’re a demon” and “ready 2 rumble but you’re a muppet.” Let’s see what else we got. Power Stone with bug girls. Bass Fishing with homosexuals. Shenmue for Goths.

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 14h

Weird seeing your high school nickname driving around town

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

You should be allowed to tell one person at your job to fuck off. You get one fuck off pass per quarter. Yes, they roll over. Imagine heading into the holidays with two fuck off passes.

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

She JB’d on my Pritzker til I—

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

I’m told there’s a whole list of those people but we’re not allowed to see the list to know for sure

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t I know it

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2d

The MLB playoffs are literally this

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2d

DOES RONALD MCDONALD LIVE IN A MCMANSION

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2d

If you drive the getaway car for a guy robbing a McDonald’s are you a hamburglar helper?

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2d

If you drive the getaway car for a guy robbing a McDonald’s are you a hamburglar helper?

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 3d

Oh god/oh thank god No Man’s Sky updated on Switch 2, now I can get back into my transferred save file

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Will Jagielski-Harrison @essenceofazeroth.com · 3d

Uh oh, better change the sub title to "Some Stupid Questions"

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 3d

I have so many Justin Herbert takes locked and loaded

Ben Baldwin @rbsdm.com · 3d

The Seahawks downgraded at the quarterback position!!!

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 3d

I try to be multilayered where I can

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d

So if Charlie Kirk’s whole thing was going to college campuses and debating students, would the left’s version of Kirk be a guy driving to, like, bowling alleys and gas stations?

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d

Hi I’m left wing Charlie Kirk, and I’m rolling out looking for America’s greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4d

So if Charlie Kirk’s whole thing was going to college campuses and debating students, would the left’s version of Kirk be a guy driving to, like, bowling alleys and gas stations?

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 6d

Scully: Mulder it’s 2 in the morning, what is it

Mulder: Turn on the TV, change the channel to TV Land

Scully: It’s… Seinfeld, Mulder

Mulder: I know it’s a good one

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 10d

Scully: Mulder it’s 2 in the morning, what is it

Mulder: Scully I need you to go to your medicine cabinet and tell me if you have any Tylenol, and if you do read me the ingredients

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 20d

Scully: Mulder it’s 2 in the morning, what is it

Mulder: Scully I found something, I want you to open a browser tab and type in “4chan”

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 6d

Does it come with the original box?

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 6d

This will be the first thanksgiving where only the white meat gets pardoned

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 6d

Whether while working or on my personal social accounts, I see SO MUCH completely blatant and public racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, and everything in between on social media every single day from accounts using their genuine names and photos.

The new normal is not normal.

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 6d

Yuuuuuuuup