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Mike Suszek

@mikesuszek.bsky.social

370 followers 390 following 1.5K posts

By day: Digital marketing for a museum | By night: Playdate indie game dev and football dork | All the time: Big dumb idiot

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2h

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 4h

You should be allowed to tell one person at your job to fuck off. You get one fuck off pass per quarter. Yes, they roll over. Imagine heading into the holidays with two fuck off passes.

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 10h

She JB’d on my Pritzker til I—

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 12h

I’m told there’s a whole list of those people but we’re not allowed to see the list to know for sure

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t I know it

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

The MLB playoffs are literally this

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

DOES RONALD MCDONALD LIVE IN A MCMANSION

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

If you drive the getaway car for a guy robbing a McDonald’s are you a hamburglar helper?

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 1d

If you drive the getaway car for a guy robbing a McDonald’s are you a hamburglar helper?

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2d

Oh god/oh thank god No Man’s Sky updated on Switch 2, now I can get back into my transferred save file

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Will Jagielski-Harrison @essenceofazeroth.com · 2d

Uh oh, better change the sub title to "Some Stupid Questions"

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2d

I have so many Justin Herbert takes locked and loaded

Ben Baldwin @rbsdm.com · 2d

The Seahawks downgraded at the quarterback position!!!

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 2d

I try to be multilayered where I can

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 3d

So if Charlie Kirk’s whole thing was going to college campuses and debating students, would the left’s version of Kirk be a guy driving to, like, bowling alleys and gas stations?

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 3d

Hi I’m left wing Charlie Kirk, and I’m rolling out looking for America’s greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 3d

So if Charlie Kirk’s whole thing was going to college campuses and debating students, would the left’s version of Kirk be a guy driving to, like, bowling alleys and gas stations?

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 5d

Scully: Mulder it’s 2 in the morning, what is it

Mulder: Turn on the TV, change the channel to TV Land

Scully: It’s… Seinfeld, Mulder

Mulder: I know it’s a good one

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 9d

Scully: Mulder it’s 2 in the morning, what is it

Mulder: Scully I need you to go to your medicine cabinet and tell me if you have any Tylenol, and if you do read me the ingredients

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 19d

Scully: Mulder it’s 2 in the morning, what is it

Mulder: Scully I found something, I want you to open a browser tab and type in “4chan”

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 5d

Does it come with the original box?

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 5d

This will be the first thanksgiving where only the white meat gets pardoned

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 5d

Whether while working or on my personal social accounts, I see SO MUCH completely blatant and public racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, and everything in between on social media every single day from accounts using their genuine names and photos.

The new normal is not normal.

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 5d

Yuuuuuuuup

Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 5d

Thankfully, I think that specific photo is misleading

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 5d

These dudes give me Vince McMahon vibes in the worst ways

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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 5d

"If that is what ICE's operations entail, they should not be an agency in the United States."

Yes, this! ICE didn't exist until 2003; we can do without them again.

The Briefing with Jen Psaki @briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social · 5d

IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."

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Mike Suszek @mikesuszek.bsky.social · 5d