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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 13d

if you think i'm brilliant, you can show me in a way that matters here:

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 13d

if you think i'm brilliant, you can show me in a way that matters here:

ko-fi.com/riversurgery...

if you want me to go fuck myself, you can enable me to do so here:

ko-fi.com/riversurgery...

Support river's surgery fund

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1h

and when i sing!

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1h

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prettybug @inyourculture.bsky.social · 1h

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REALLY HAS TO PEE GF
Are you serious, you have to pee AGAIN??
I told you not to drink all that monster before we went out!
You were just in the bathroom like
45 minutes ago!
We have a really good spot, are you sure you can't just hold it for the first set?
*sigh* okay let's find the bathrooms

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1h

i feel like i'll hit this comfortable feminine tone but then as soon as i'm talking to cis ppl i code switch into being a blokey bloke.

goals are to still sound like a girl when i'm screaming "hey watch out, asshole!" when i'm riding my bike

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 2h

I'm so envious! please drop your voice training regime

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 2h

i hope you get to see soon what we all get to see :)

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 2h

...and you've been training a young protégé to take your place, right? right? 😭

also: congrats!

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 2h

fwiw i always thought you did and was surprised when you started posting about "i think i might be a boy". like i thought this was an established thing already

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 13d

if you think i'm brilliant, you can show me in a way that matters here:

ko-fi.com/riversurgery...

if you want me to go fuck myself, you can enable me to do so here:

ko-fi.com/riversurgery...

Support river's surgery fund

ko-fi.com

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

crying sometimes when i'm lying in bed just to get it all out what's in my head, and feeling peculiar. wbu?

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

all this by just adding breakfast! imagine if I also managed to consistently eat lunch!

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

i have 4 tapestries in my bedroom and 3 in the lounge. also in the lounge is one of those changey letter boards that says "liv laf lub" but the last L is an upside-down 7 because there were only 2 Ls in the pack

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

fund my pussy

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

I've been slacking. when I get in from laser I'm gonna do my Monday routine! which iirc is arms

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

adding it to my oats as we skeet

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

I have to go out in this rain

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

I started working out again sometimes (ktp method) and when I go particularly hard I'm walking around all funny like yusss my ass

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

is the pope catholic? was your family just waiting for you to come out to them?

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

I started eating more bc I wanted to get thicc. I was getting frustrated with the lack of result when I realised I was thinking more clearly and had more energy and not every negative emotion felt like the end of the world

now it's been a while and I've definitely got more shape, too

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

I also have an ED and the amount of extra eating I've sustained so far has made a huge difference to how I look and feel. like I wasn't even able to imagine before

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 3h

another day, another notification that the interest rates on my savings accounts have gone down. they're now at less than half what they were when I opened them like last year.