mayor of tr*nny town
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sometimes i think i'm being coy about something but it's obvious to everyone without me needing to state it
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
sometimes i think i'm being coy about something but it's obvious to everyone without me needing to state it
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do not kill yourself. killing yourself is the yourself killer
it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
do not kill yourself. killing yourself is the yourself killer
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November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I wonder if people do get more conservative as they get older because they accrue wealth; or is it that people who are wealthier get to live longer
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I wonder if people do get more conservative as they get older because they accrue wealth; or is it that people who are wealthier get to live longer
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I wonder if they include the confidence of the businesses that don't exist any more 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I wonder if they include the confidence of the businesses that don't exist any more 🤔
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the thing about using alcohol as a social lubricant is that you have to be able to socialize without it or it's not you i'm friends with, but your drinks
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
the thing about using alcohol as a social lubricant is that you have to be able to socialize without it or it's not you i'm friends with, but your drinks
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“i’m AFAB nonbinary” “i’m AMAB nonbinary” i’m ASAP about to shoot myself
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“i’m AFAB nonbinary” “i’m AMAB nonbinary” i’m ASAP about to shoot myself
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hey team I just thought of a way the Council could have saved over $400,000
what % of Deloitte’s work could be handled by one person using search and replace to update their standard presentation with the name of their current client www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Deloitte report suggests Wellington City Council has 330 more staff than it should
PSA says analysis from Deloitte, which cost $435k, lacks a basic understanding of what the Council's role is.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
hey team I just thought of a way the Council could have saved over $400,000
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Hot take maybe but I actually don’t give a shit about benefit fraud.
I give a shit about multimillionaires and billionaires existing and not paying tax on their actual wealth.
I give a shit about multimillionaires and billionaires existing and not paying tax on their actual wealth.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hot take maybe but I actually don’t give a shit about benefit fraud.
I give a shit about multimillionaires and billionaires existing and not paying tax on their actual wealth.
I give a shit about multimillionaires and billionaires existing and not paying tax on their actual wealth.
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when you die you see a vision of everybody you've ever fucked and they all assure you that you were somewhere on the scale from decent to pretty good
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
when you die you see a vision of everybody you've ever fucked and they all assure you that you were somewhere on the scale from decent to pretty good
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i'm surprised more people aren't hit by cars in central newtown tbh
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i'm surprised more people aren't hit by cars in central newtown tbh
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Please someone work out how much the Regulatory Standards Act has cost the long suffering taxpayer so far. I think we all deserve to know what the going rate for dadaesque satire is nowadays.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Please someone work out how much the Regulatory Standards Act has cost the long suffering taxpayer so far. I think we all deserve to know what the going rate for dadaesque satire is nowadays.
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sex is a fun activity you can do with your friends
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
sex is a fun activity you can do with your friends
when people talk about "if it weren't for cars we'd all be riding horses", do they think that before the car everybody had their own horse and they used it to get everywhere
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
when people talk about "if it weren't for cars we'd all be riding horses", do they think that before the car everybody had their own horse and they used it to get everywhere
when i ride my bike men try to kill me so cycling is gender-affirming care
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
when i ride my bike men try to kill me so cycling is gender-affirming care
my phone was set up to open duckduckgo when i held the home button now it opens up some stupid google thing and i can't figure out how to change it back please help
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
my phone was set up to open duckduckgo when i held the home button now it opens up some stupid google thing and i can't figure out how to change it back please help
chaser asks me to use my princess wand on her and is confused when i pull out the hitachi
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
chaser asks me to use my princess wand on her and is confused when i pull out the hitachi
apparently clogged sinuses can aggravate migraines, and apparently you can unclog your sinuses by holding a vibrator to your head. which is why i'm ordering one, obviously
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
apparently clogged sinuses can aggravate migraines, and apparently you can unclog your sinuses by holding a vibrator to your head. which is why i'm ordering one, obviously
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unlearn shame bitches
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
unlearn shame bitches
"hand pie" sounds like you nutted in your hand
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"hand pie" sounds like you nutted in your hand
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"I can't believe you want every single child, diabetic or not, to get [extremely rare side effect of insulin use, one which we actually know how to prevent], you disgusting pervert."
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"I can't believe you want every single child, diabetic or not, to get [extremely rare side effect of insulin use, one which we actually know how to prevent], you disgusting pervert."
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
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Ah yes, the grave risks of an extremely safe medicine versus the happy-go-lucky solution of leaving you in a body you hate
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ah yes, the grave risks of an extremely safe medicine versus the happy-go-lucky solution of leaving you in a body you hate
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don't give them blockers give them hormones then. blockers were the compromise
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
don't give them blockers give them hormones then. blockers were the compromise