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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10d

if you think i'm brilliant, you can show me in a way that matters here:

ko-fi.com/riversurgery...

if you want me to go fuck myself, you can enable me to do so here:

ko-fi.com/riversurgery...

Support river's surgery fund

ko-fi.com

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1h

that sucks :( I hope your lisdex arrives soon!

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1h

I could eat on methyphenidate the problem was when it wore off it made me want to [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1h

TIL Kerry Prendegast is a woman

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10h

of course I have. she was Time Person of the Year 2006

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Margaret Jensen @margjen.bsky.social · 16h

to all the Labour mps on here can you tell your leader we need a commitment to reverse the Jobseekers policy that National has just introduced. Thats not giving your policy away that is exercising basic humanity and getting rid of very poorly formulated policy. Just say it. Come on.

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🐻Iona🐻 @bewarethefish.bsky.social · 12h

As a lifelong Wellingtonian, 1) I think it's entirely appropriate that our first wāhine Māori mayor gets a painted mayoral portrait and 2) $7000 is fuck all for a painting like this. What a bargain.

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 10h

🎶 there's a light on in Chicago and I know I should be home🎶

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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry but the actual way to fix the New Zealand economy is to have like 10 of you spend all of your time helping me to get rich so I can splash cash everywhere and revive all my favourite Wellington businesses because Ive got no reason to hoard wealth but a million people demanding I make more stuff

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 21h

thank god

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

true but we all know what they meant

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Asher Wilson-Goldman @asherwilsongoldman.bsky.social · 1d

Last year I was interviewed about my experience for Too Young, a book and website project about the experiences of people like me who lost a parent before we were 18.

www.tooyoung.org.nz

Too Young

How can we ‘do death’ better for grieving children?; Adults who lost a parent as kids share their stories and advice. We hope readers gain comfort and/or insight from our stories to help them address ...

www.tooyoung.org.nz

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

Have You Seen This Beautiful Woman?

a stock image of a hand holding a hand mirror. i had the loose idea of doing a post about "this man", the infamous "ever dream this man?" internet hoax, but about a beautiful woman instead. i opted to merge it with a "the girl reading this" meme. i should be asleep

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

there is software that detects spam emails so you don't have to see them and software that uses the power and water of a small town to make ugly generic pictures and we have given them the same name

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

national party announces new "work will set you free" benefit policy

Alex @shakingstick.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not saying the Nats are primarily dog whistling the 14 words here, I think they are primarily trying to trigger online libs by referencing the 14 words. It's not less disgusting though.

I def do not believe the person who wrote it is unaware, is what I'm saying.

NZ Political Parties News (unofficial) @nzpol.nzcow.com · 1d

📺 NZ National Party #nzpol
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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

I've got the deposit paid. so now I've got ~12 months to try get my kiwisaver funds, find a loan provider, and spam my ko-fi.

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

no 401k in new zealand. I have some $ in my kiwisaver but I entered the workforce and almost immediately became disabled so it's not much. still gonna try acess it

what's pushing me to do it so soon is if I save even ~20% of what I need I'll lose a big chunk of my income for having too much money 🙃

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

oof yeah that's tough

*tabs to gc where we all send each other nudes*

mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

can't wait for people to be saying this to me

all i gotta do is raise the other ~$30k. was it wise to book a date when idk if i can even get a loan for what i can't raise? no. but ya girl only works with deadlines

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

i got one of those online reverend certificate thingies back in the day but i need to send them an updated driver's licence bc i got it in my deadname

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Kieran @nug.monster · 1d

No you're not. That's not true. Because we don't have a sickness benefit anymore. Swarbrick should've called him a liar.

Christopher Luxon replied: "When you go on a Jobseeker benefit, you're deemed able and capable of working."

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

i don't know exactly what that is but i'm afraid to look it up bc reading about surgery stuff is the closest i've come to fainting

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

"hey baby it's time to get down" *puts on fuck music, gets out a razor and a ring light*

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

yet another perk of not being in the cool tranny clique i don't know any of you well enough for it to be weird 😎

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mayor of tr*nny town @missfluss.bsky.social · 1d

reminds me of looking at surgery result pictures trying to figure out if they look natal then realising I'll never be able to tell bc I'm never normally looking at vulvas from 30cm away in bright lighting and that are completely bald

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