Jarrod Baker
@jarrodbaker.bsky.social
lapsed comedian | voice actor | pākehā | trying to be better | good in bread | overalls enthusiast
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If you’ve moved since you enrolled (and you haven’t told the Electoral Commission) then you need to update your enrolment address - this doesn’t currently happen automatically. They’ll get updates from some Government departments but it doesn’t happen automatically.
A key election date people don’t talk about enough is Writ Day (which for this election will be 4 October). If you’re enrolled at your current address by Writ Day you’ll be on the printed roll at voting places in your electorate, will be sent an EasyVote card, and can cast an ordinary vote.
January 23, 2026 at 6:16 AM
If you’ve moved since you enrolled (and you haven’t told the Electoral Commission) then you need to update your enrolment address - this doesn’t currently happen automatically. They’ll get updates from some Government departments but it doesn’t happen automatically.
POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 AM
POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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This was my only viral Tweet.
October 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This was my only viral Tweet.
honestly a little baffled by this pricing structure
January 21, 2026 at 10:27 PM
honestly a little baffled by this pricing structure
I know it looks like we’ve made a terrible financial and environmental decision by investing so heavily in this unwanted technology. But if you look at it another way the real problem is our ungrateful customers
if I was a big tech company I would simply not crash the global economy by spending billions of dollars devloping an unprofitable product no one wants
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I know it looks like we’ve made a terrible financial and environmental decision by investing so heavily in this unwanted technology. But if you look at it another way the real problem is our ungrateful customers
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Sounds like this guy is planning a kink event for Pride, which is nice
January 21, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Sounds like this guy is planning a kink event for Pride, which is nice
A key election date people don’t talk about enough is Writ Day (which for this election will be 4 October). If you’re enrolled at your current address by Writ Day you’ll be on the printed roll at voting places in your electorate, will be sent an EasyVote card, and can cast an ordinary vote.
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
A key election date people don’t talk about enough is Writ Day (which for this election will be 4 October). If you’re enrolled at your current address by Writ Day you’ll be on the printed roll at voting places in your electorate, will be sent an EasyVote card, and can cast an ordinary vote.
if I was a big tech company I would simply not crash the global economy by spending billions of dollars devloping an unprofitable product no one wants
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 AM
if I was a big tech company I would simply not crash the global economy by spending billions of dollars devloping an unprofitable product no one wants
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
Bluesky will never be a good replacement for Twitter until I, the world’s most special boy, receive the accolades on here that I so richly deserve
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Bluesky will never be a good replacement for Twitter until I, the world’s most special boy, receive the accolades on here that I so richly deserve
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Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
okay okay if you insist
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
okay okay if you insist
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imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
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Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
cool name why’s it called that
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
again and again we get salutary examples of how intellectually damaging it must be to only ever interact with people who rely on you to maintain their lifestyle and who will never, ever tell you “no”
January 19, 2026 at 6:15 AM
again and again we get salutary examples of how intellectually damaging it must be to only ever interact with people who rely on you to maintain their lifestyle and who will never, ever tell you “no”
getting better at almost anything requires both deliberate practice and self awareness, which I guess is what makes GenAI so appealing to a certain sort of person
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 AM
getting better at almost anything requires both deliberate practice and self awareness, which I guess is what makes GenAI so appealing to a certain sort of person
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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Well, if it’s the 122nd anniversary of the birth of Cary Grant, it must be time to tell the story of the time he went to an Alice Cooper concert and likened the experience to shitting himself
January 18, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Well, if it’s the 122nd anniversary of the birth of Cary Grant, it must be time to tell the story of the time he went to an Alice Cooper concert and likened the experience to shitting himself
soon I will be renovating a bathroom and I am currently obsessed with this illustration from a vanity manufacturer
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
soon I will be renovating a bathroom and I am currently obsessed with this illustration from a vanity manufacturer
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it