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Mr. Austin

@misteraustin.bsky.social

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Just some guy Half of: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/ All of: https://mrluckyduck.blogspot.com/

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 8h

Sisqó and Ebert

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 9h

should get my hands on that before I find myself watching Paul Blart for a third time

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 11h

now he wants to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 8d

haven't had much time for movies lately, but don't worry, my 7 year old just announced that we're starting The Minecraft Movie tonight so cinema is back on the menu

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 11h

that's when the friday gets extra feaky 😏

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 11h

I bet

but what I'd be really curious to see is PTA's AVP

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Full of Helena 🇵🇸 @thegayagenda95.bsky.social · 11h

youtube.com/playlist?lis... *Hulkster Voice* hell yea brotttther

Talk About the Weather - YouTube

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 11h

Freaky Friday but it's Paul T. Anderson and Paul W. S. Anderson swapping bodies and they have to direct each others movies

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 13h

wonder what percentage of their traffic comes from film fans. gotta be like 20% at least

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 14h

Steven Spielberg could've been in this

Sandy Helberg as the director of Cage's latest film. This part was originally intended as a cameo by Steven Spielberg, but scheduling conflicts forced him to back out.

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 15h

great moments in journalism

segment of an interview titled "An Interview With the Guy Who Yells 'Mortal Kombat' in the Theme for Mortal Kombat" by Matthew Dessem

The interview goes:

"Will you do it over the phone?"

"Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely."

"Let's hear it."

"Mortal Kombat!"

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 15h

that's why the bible is so sneaky. no one knows they're getting deviled every time they read it

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 15h

for fans of wistful porno

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 15h

Longing For The Campaign Girl...

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 15h

good luck! fuck up those histamines!!

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 15h

my wife had PMDD too, and she wants me to tell you Allegra works better than Benadryl

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 20h

I have long held that watching a series of rapidly cycling unconnected video clips is doing some kind of fucked up Kuleshov effect to human brains, forcing them to make connections that do not exist and driving everyone insane. I literally NEVER watch scrolling video because of this lol

Ted Tubi @daveprosper.bsky.social · 21h

TikTok brain is one of the biggest crises of our time

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 16h

she's steered me wrong, and she's steered me right. but these days, that's about as good as any source of info gets

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 16h

we may seen micro-generational divides emerging

good thing I'll be too old to keep up with any of it

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 16h

and yes, I too wondered whether the URL at the bottom of poster still worked (I would love to "Preview 'MORTAL KOMBAT' on the Internet")

alas...

screenshot of the KombatBegins page, which is now just a 404 | Not Found

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 16h

nw a movie directed by the other Paul Anderson

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mojito friend @mojitofiend.bsky.social · 12d

smoking on that same shit that convinced Lauren Bacall to marry Humphrey Bogart

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mojito friend @mojitofiend.bsky.social · 8d

I’ll go back to irc before I go to mastodon

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mojito friend @mojitofiend.bsky.social · 6d

Michael Mann

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 17h

I'll start getting all my info from the only reliable source (the cashier who always tells me which lotto tickets are "lucky")

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Puzzlebombs @puzzlebombs.bsky.social · 2d

i get compared to dennis reynolds and george costanza more often than id like

Mr. Austin @misteraustin.bsky.social · 17h

my kids find AI cringe, maybe because their grandparents keep falling for it