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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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when i was a kid i really thought in the future we would have all sorts of cool videos of the loch ness monster by now. i am starting to think that we are probably never going to get to see a huge dinosaur head snaking out of the water in scotland and eating somebody in real life and not in a film
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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ketamine ? mid. molly ? dogshit. acid ? dont even. if you want the real shit, you should try this. *shows you a four minute long video of a cat sitting in a cardboard box*
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Standing Up to ICE—A Guide from Chicago Organizers

crimethinc.com/StandUptoICE

Are masked agents stalking your town, looking to kidnap your neighbors?

This guide is based on the knowledge that an array of people have accumulated in Chicago over the past few months during Operation Midway Blitz.
When the Feds Come to Your City: Standing Up to ICE
Are masked agents showing up in your town to kidnap your neighbors? Want to do your part to protect each other, but don't know where to start?
crimethinc.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The funniest thing about libertarians is that they do not know that you do not share their beliefs, that most people don't. No I don't give a fuck about gold, I am absolutely not going to challenge the cop to a constitution-off, I like being around other people, I date people my age, etc
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Haha in like ‘99 I lived in Gloucester, MA and a station there was stuck on Wild Thing on repeat for like two days.
beautiful loop, still stuck strong at 9:50 pm eastern
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
beautiful loop, still stuck strong at 9:50 pm eastern
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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A modern Christmas Carol remake where Scrooge doesn’t change his ways but instead makes his whole personality about how the woke Christmas ghosts are trying to cancel him
December 1, 2023 at 11:29 AM
90'S KIDS: WHERE DO YOU STAND?

Q: Pearl Jam, or Stone Temple Pilots?

A: Correct, the answer is Alice in Chains
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Im definitely oversimplifying the science, but its a subset-set relationship. A (an?) LLM is a set of machine learning decision-making algorithms

This is a chart from @colin-fraser.net
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think I will be moving to New York City.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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In The Naked Gun the evil world-destroying billionaire boasts that you can still say the original title for the Black-Eyed Peas' "Let's Get It Started" in his private club, and as it turns out, this exact kind of insane elite overreaction to being told "no" is the primary reason we have fascism now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Vincent Van Ghoul: This is a warning to all living mortals that whosoever opens this chest of demons will release 13 of the most terrifying ghosts upon the face of the earth.

Weerd: Lets get 'em Bogel.

Bogel: I'm with you, Weerd.

All: Whooah!

Vincent: Only you can return the demons to the chest
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The high five should be much older than 50ish. It should be ancient. I can absolutely picture soldiers in ancient Rome high fiving each other
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I can’t wait for all the posts about AI recipes fucking up thanksgiving this year
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Its a great time to be a dad, what with that Ken Burns American Revolution documentary out all week m
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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dark ambient >> lie on the floor >> are ya winnin son
djSaturnine - Twitch
i am absolutely gone off that ancient boreal forest 🎶 dark ambient 🎶 drone 🎶 doom jazz 🎶 dungeon synth 🎶 uneasy listening & sadjams, every Monday, Thursday & Saturday unless I don't feel like it. Occa...
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November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Self-replicating cars cause the apocalypse

From: Automania 2000 (1963), dir. John Halas, Halas & Batchelor
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I was trying to remember the big cultural tech scams - self driving cars, blockchain, nfts, now LLMs as AI, etc- and had feeling I forgot something.

It was VR. And especially the metaverse. ahahahahahaha
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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AI could never create something this beautiful
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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"I still think environmentalism is basically bad" is just his old "sweatshop workers should have the freedom to die making my clothes" shtick but applied to climate change. Casual indifference to human suffering is his M.O. and always has been, since he became famous for supporting the 2003 Iraq War
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM