Monj
@monjinator.bsky.social
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There’s a place beyond the wormhole that only lovers know. She/Her not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you
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Who do I have to bribe for a better bus route between me and campus?
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I really wish whatever was happening with the weather would stop. My head feels squishy 😩
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- do you want to die here OR IN A JAEGAR
- you, keep talking
- first of all, never touch me again
- soon there could be an event every four minutes
- WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE

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That fact that it generated: the concept of drift compatibility and SO MANY MEMES that are still widely used. No one doing it like GDT.
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Every time I haul my ass downtown I remember how much better I feel after watching live theatre. Gonna buy myself a ticket to Les mis so I have a guarantee on that one but I’m hoping to get lucky again w clue, wicked, and beauty and the beast
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Well Six is a fucking romp. What a good time
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Thank you Lucky Seat for another front row ticket. Maybe. This is very close 😅
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Except Steelers traffic 😬 I would have taken the other bus if I had known 😫
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Half this bus is clearly on the way to the Steelers game while I am on my way to a musical 😎
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SPEEAD THE RUMORS FARTHER
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I miss livejournal in general. I miss making custom f-lock lists, and mood icons and communities.
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Smoking and spreading rumors 😂😂
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Downtown. Second Ave Commons - Caller says that some lady is outside smoking and spreading rumors. Caller doesn't like this.
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😍😍😍😍😍😍
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After Trump got his Covid shot, he chose to fire the scientists protecting the rest of us from diseases.
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Struggling to balance my four humors (caffeine, sugar, decongestants, excedrin)
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When you have a 19 hour audiobook on a 21 day hold and it’s like okay. We gotta be disciplined about this
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Also like the mere existence of this means enough ppl buy it to make it worthwhile???? 😬
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WHATS EVEN THE POINT HERE
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I am constantly some kind of background NPC in the extremely weird lives of this neighborhoods kids. Just passed one on one of those skateboards that’s like skinny in the middle? And I s2g he shouted HEH MACARENA right as he hit a curb and bit the dust
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NAP BETRAYAL. up there with French fry betrayal on list of worst betrayals
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The children yearn to fuck around and find out
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East Hills. Wilner Drive. Caller says that kids are throwing rocks at a beehive. Caller has concerns.
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I’m gonna keep going bc he usually delivers a payoff but I am for sure not speeding thru this one
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I was really looking forward to the Buffalo Hunter Hunter but it is draaaaaaggging to start
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Yeah like should have kept a hand on him until you got a harness on him 😂 Sherman is ungovernable!!